A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. There's no way they can catch a Mercedes, he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. What am I doing? he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go. The guy thinks for a second and says, Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back! .......Have a nice weekend, ..... said the officer.

Στο Morfi Village, είτε αγοράσετε Εξοχική κατοικία, είτε αποφασίσετε να μείνετε μόνιμα μακριά από τον τόπο σας, η ΠΟΛΥΤΕΛΕΙΑ που σας προσφέρουμε, είναι οι ΥΠΗΡΕΣΙΕΣ!

Ελάτε στο Morfi Village , στην Κρήτη, και ΡΩΤΗΣΤΕ τους κατοίκους γιατί ζούνε σαν Πριγκίπισσες και Πρίγκιπες, χωρίς να πληρώνουν σαν εκατομμυριούχοι! Τώρα για Μάρτιο και Απρίλιο με τις τιμές -20% και -12% τα Διαμερίσματα ξεκινούν από 89,000€ και οι Μονοκατοικίες από 168,000! Ζήστε με γαλήνη και ηρεμία. Ανακαλύψτε την πραγματική ομορφιά

Γίνετε μία μεγάλη προσπάθεια μέσα από το φόρουμ των "Απανταχού Τριγλιανών Απογόνων", να βρούμε απόγονους Τριφλιανών οικογενειών. Γνωρίζουμε ότι αρκετοί πατριώτες είχαν ξενητευθεί πολύ πριν την Μικρασιάτικη καταστροφή και είχαν μάλιστα μεγάλη δράση με συλλόγους στην Αμερικανική Ήπειρο, (Καναδά - ΗΠΑ). όποιος γνωρίζει άτομα με καταγωγή από την Τρίγλια Βιθυνίας ή μπορεί να βοηθήσει σε αυτήν την προσπάθεια ας με ενημερώσει στο ε-μαιλ μου. Ή να ενημερώσει τους διαχειριστές του φόρουμ στο info@triglianoi.gr. Ευχαριστώ. Become a great effort in the forum "Everywhere Triglianon Progeny", to find descendants Triflianon families. We know that many patriots were xenitefthei long before the Asia Minor catastrophe and were even great action with clubs in the Americas (Canada - U.S.). whoever knows people hailing from Triglia Bithynia or can help in this effort let me know at my e-mails. Or to inform the forum in info@triglianoi.gr. Thank you.

To all fellow Greeks and justice loving friends. In support of the ongoing Petition for WWII German pending reparations for the Greek victims as well as for the destruction of Greece by the German invaders / occupiers the Huffington Post which just published our article which can be found in the nabove link Our objective with this article is to make our case by reminding the international community that this case is still pending and since every nation is invoking the rule of law, it is exactly that rule of law that we are struggling to achieve for several decades. Therefore we shall appreciate it very much after reading and adding your comment on the article to forward it to every direction in order to help in getting more volunteers to sign the Petition which will be presented to the International Court of Justice, the European Parliament with copies furnished to the German and Greek parliaments too. We are aiming for a much big number of signatures than the current about 189,000 in order have greater impact on our case. Lastly kindly do not sign the petition more than once with the same name because it takes time and effort to delete duplicate signatures. This petition is organized by concerned individuals who invest their own personal time and efforts and do not receive any budgets from any sources. P.S. We welcome volunteers who can translate the article in other languages such as, Italian, German, Portuguese, Greek, Russian, Spanish, French Chinese etc. for re- publication in other languages too.

This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head YES The men came up and talked to him and the farmer nodded his head NO Well this other man wondered why he nodded his head YES to the ladies and NO to the men. Then, he went up to the farmer and asked him why. The farmer replied, Well, when the ladies came up, they told me how pretty my wife's dress was and how pretty she looked. When the men came up, they asked, ...That mule for sale?