George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do here," says the Devil. "You're on my list, but I
have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do.
I've got 3 people here in separate rooms who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves, alright?"
George thinks that sounds pretty good, so he agrees. The Devil opens the
door into the first room.
In it is John Howard floundering around in a large pool of water. He keeps
sinking and resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was
his fate in Hell.
"No!" George cries. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long, forever."
The Devil leads him to the next room.
In it is Tony Blair with a sledgehammer. The room is full of large rocks.
All Blair does is swing that sledgehammer, time after time after time, over
and over, smashing rocks and more rocks immediately appear to replace the
ones he smashes.
"No!" exclaims George. I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if I had to smash up rocks all day, forever!"
The Devil opens the third door.
In it, George sees Bill Clinton pegged out naked on the floor with his arms
staked over his head and his legs spreadeagled out. Bent over Clinton is
Monica Lewinsky, busily doing what Monica does best.
George Bush looks at this in disbelief for a while and finally says, "Yeah,
okay, I can handle this."
The Devil smiles and says gently...."Monica, you're free to go."    
Heavy~Metal Angel
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