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stranger
Reged: Sat
Posts: 78
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☻SEX
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
☻ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse ☻SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.
☻F**KING MAFIA
Licking [censored] is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP [censored]!!!!
☻Life is like a dick
Life is like a dick! When it's hard [censored] it!
U and the Pope
do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin,
and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)
☻Suspense
how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!
☻Statistics
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
☻News Flash - Indian Earthquake
!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements
☻Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
☻If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
☻*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
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Eva-Redi
zizani with a twist
Reged: Wed
Posts: 1184
Loc: Adelaide, South Australia
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LOL - I liked the cool ASS texting (especially E=MC2)!!! >>
(_!_) Regular ass
(__!__) Fat ass
(!) Tight ass
(_*_) Sore ass
(_@_) Sore ass II
(_O_) Well used ass
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my ass
And here's some added extras ;) >>
(_@_) Sore ass II
(___Y___) I like big butts
(_n_) Tunnel vision
(_?_) Knock, knock
(_~_) Stage fright
(_><_) Rover bends over
(_X_) X marks the spot
(_8_) Double jeopardy
(_{}_) Grand Canyon
(_%_) Tax-free zone
(_#_) Warning: about to erupt
??? < 0))))>< ???
Thanks & Salutations !!
 
3M-Duct-Tape - Fat Ass
For 'Hard Asses' only
Kenny - what a champ!
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Βρήκες ακατάλληλη στιγμή να με ανταμώσεις. Eγώ δεν έχω τίποτα, πάλι σου το θυμίζω. Mια καρδια μου έμεινε ♥ παρ’την, σου την χαρίζω. Δεν έχω όνειρο, ούτε φτερά για να πετάξω ...
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