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HEAVY METAL ......
      #43375 - Sat May 19 2007 12:07 PM

Q: What's the difference between HEAVY METAL PEOPLE and the PLO ?

A: You can negotiate with the PLO.



Q: Did you hear about the heavy metal player who locked his keys in the car?

A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road ?

A: To escape the Heavy Metal Music.

Q: What is a gentleman ?

A: Someone who knows how to play Heavy Metal Music but doesn't.
Q: What is an optimist ?

A: A Heavy Metal Band with a beeper.
Q: What does a Heavy Metal Musician use for birth control ?

A: His personality.

Q: If you drop an HEAVY METAL Player and a watermelon off a tall building, which would hit the ground first ?

A: Who cares ?
Q: What's the difference between an HEAVY METAL player and a dog ?

A: The dog knows when to stop Howling.


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Re: HEAVY METAL ...... [Re: --FE--]
      #43378 - Sat May 19 2007 01:01 PM

HELLOWEEN



Fight hard
Live fast
Play loud
Step out of the crowd

Iron
Rulin'
Steel bent
Forever the faith will live on in our hearts

There's nothing else in all the world
That will bring it down
We will play our wildest step to all around
We need it as a liquid in our veins instead of blood

Power
Burnin'
Brains out
United metallians ready to strike

White heat
Red hot
Mayhem
If you don't feel it you won't understand

There's nothing else in all the world
That will bring it down
We will play our wildest step to all around
We need it as a liquid in our veins instead of blood

Chorus:
Heavy Metal is the law that keeps us all united free
A law that shatters earth and hell
Heavy Metal can't be beaten by any dynasty
We're all wizards fightin' with our spell

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ΚΙ ΑΝ ΣΤΗ ΖΩΗ ΑΛΛΑΞΑΝ ΟΛΑ
Ο ΠΑΟΚ ΠΑΝΩ ΑΠ' ΟΛΑ


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Thank you... [Re: --FE--]
      #43380 - Sat May 19 2007 01:05 PM

Thank you --FE-- for making me the center of your world, taking the time to make a post about me :grin:
Definitely, I worth the time (you don't) ;) :grin:



Heavy~Metal Angel


Keep up the good work... :grin:

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Heavy Metal yeahhh!!! [Re: Nighthawk]
      #43385 - Sat May 19 2007 01:37 PM

Καλό το τραγούδι Nighthawk, αλλά δεν ξέρεις να διαλέγεις τραγούδια ανάλογα τις περιστάσεις.
Εδώ νομίζω ταιριάζει το άλλο τους, που λέει "Shut your mouth and take it home".
Αθάνατοι Ηelloween!!!


Heavy~Metal Angel

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Re: Thank you... [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #43395 - Sat May 19 2007 05:30 PM

AHAHAHAHAH MAKING YOU [YOU ]MY CENTER???? WOMAN AGAIN YOU GOT HEAVY ISSUES DO YOU KNOW JOKES???/ THESE WERE JOKES FOR HEAVY METAL PEOPLE......DID YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU???????
BOY YOU DO HAVE A HUGE IDEA ABOUT YOURSELF......TAKE A CHILL PILL WOMAN.....YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW HUMOR OR YOU DO AND TRIED TO SHOW SOMETHING I DONT KNOW WHAT LIKE YOU PROPER OR SOMETHING??? ..BECAUSE I READ PREVIOUS JOKES FROM YOU...AND AGAIN MY ONLY ADVICE IF YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE DONT READ THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS FAR AS YOU BEING MY CENTER OF MY WORLD I PREFER MEN I'M NOT A LESBO SORRY LOOK ELSEWHERE!!!!!
AND OH YEAH AND QUOTE "Definitely, I worth the time (you don't) ;) :grin: UNQUOTE....WOMAN LEARN ENGLISH THIS SENTENCE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE !
AND TO SHOW YOU I'M HUMAN....ACTUALLY A GOOD CHRISTIAN WOMAN YOU ARE WELCOME..I WILL KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK WITH MY JOKES I JUST WISH YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING WITH THEM AND TAKE THEM FOR THE LAUGH THEY OFFER IF YOU DONT SEE THE HUMOR THATS NOT OUR FAULT!!!!AND TO BE QUITE HONEST THIS IS THE LAST REPLY I'M GOING TO SEND YOU CAUSE YOU REALLY BREAKING THE BALLS I DONT HAVE...I GUESS YOU WERE WAITING AROUND THE CORNER FOR ME YOU WERE FIRST SENDING ME REPLYS LIKE GOOD JOKE AND NOW ALL OF THE SUDDEN I BECAME YOUR ENEMY......WOMAN I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND NEITHER ARE YOU MY CENTER....AGAIN HAVE A GOOD LIFE ..( I CAN ONLY HOPE YOU WILL HAVE THE DESCENCY TO KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!!)


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Re: HEAVY METAL ...... [Re: Nighthawk]
      #43396 - Sat May 19 2007 05:35 PM

1. I GUESS TORA KSERO GIATI EIMAI OLYMPIAKOS !!!!
2. I DIDNT KNOW HEAVY METAL PEOPLE WERE OFFENDED BY
JESUS JOKES...
3. CAN YOU PLEASE SINCE YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN HEAVY METAL ..
TELL ME HOW ONE THAT WARSHIPS HELL AND SATANS ...CAN BE OFFENDED BY A JESUS JOKE?
CAUSE I'M WONDERING THANKS!
ALSO A GOOD GREEK SONG YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT....IS NYXTERIDES KAI ARAXNES ...I THINK IT QUITE FITS YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IMAGE :)

Edited by --FE-- (Sat May 19 2007 05:37 PM)


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Re: Thank you... [Re: --FE--]
      #43398 - Sat May 19 2007 06:30 PM

[quote]QUOTE "Definitely, I worth the time (you don't) ;) :grin: UNQUOTE....WOMAN LEARN ENGLISH THIS SENTENCE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ![/quote]

Δεν εκπλήσομαι που δεν βγάζεις νόημα... ;)
Είναι για έξυπνους :grin: :grin: :grin:



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So long (αυτό το καταλαβαίνεις;;; Καλύτερα όμως για να είμαστε σίγουροι, να το γράψω και Ελληνικά: Άντε γεια)._

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Re: Thank you... [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #43399 - Sat May 19 2007 09:08 PM

EAN EINAI SAN KAI SENA I EKSIPNES ..........PROTIMO NA MINO XAZIIIII !

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Re: LETS SEE IF YOU WILL GET IT LIKE THIS...!!! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #43400 - Sat May 19 2007 09:11 PM


1. "Definitely, I worth the time (you don't) ;) :grin: SAID BY: =Heavy~Metal Angel

2. WOMAN LEARN ENGLISH THIS SENTENCE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE !
SAID BY: --FE--
HOPEFULLY NOW YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!

ALA...
EAN EINAI SAN KAI SENA I EKSIPNES ..........PROTIMO NA MINO XAZIIIII !
TO SO LONG STO IPA STO PROIGOUMENO KAI PAROLO POU EIPA NA MI SOU KSANAGRAPSO TO THEORISA KATHIKON MOU NA SOU EKSIGISO TO PIO PANO ! KALH TYXH!


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