He walks up to the first man: 1st Man:
"I've been worried quite a bit lately about my weight. This morning I decided to do something about it and bought myself an exercise book. Now, I am such a clutz... I lived on the 13th floor of this apartment building and I fell off of the balcony while I was attempting to do some of these exercises! But luckily I managed to catch myself on the balcony of an apartment 3 stories down! I counted my blessings, but THEN! This maniac came out ranting and raving! He started jumping up and down on my hands and when I wouldn't let go- he went and got a hammer! He broke my fingers and I fell to the ground... Luckily, by some miracle I was still alive! However, I died when that same idiot pushed a refrigerator out on top of me and it squashed me-- so that is why I am here."

St. Peter nods, then walks on to the second man....
2nd Man: "I've been fearing for awhile now that my wife was cheating on me, so I pretended to go to work one morning, took some time in the park, then doubled back to the apartment to try to catch her in the act... when I got there, she was in the shower, but I just knew that the son of a bitch was hiding somewhere. I looked everywhere and I just couldn't find him, when, suddenly, I see his fingers popping up just over the balcony! I couldn't believe the guts this guy had... so I went out yelling at him and kicking at him, but he just wouldn't let go. Finally I got the hammer and broke his fingers... he sure did fall fast after that! The damn idiot wasn't dead after he fell though, so I pushed out my damn heavy fridge and pushed it over the edge. It landed on him and killed him. But I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I came back inside and shot myself... now I'm here."

St. Peter nods again and moves on...
3rd guy: "OH! Man! You're not going to believe this!! Picture it, dude... you're naked... in a refrigerator...

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