1.If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
2.If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
3. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?
4. The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?
5. Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
6. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
7. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
8. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
9. Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
10. If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
11. How is it possible to have a civil war?
12. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
13. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
14. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
15. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
16. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?*
17. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
18. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
19. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
20. Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
21. Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
22. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
23. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
24. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
25. IF A BOOK ABOUT FAILURES DOESN'T SEEL IS IT A SUCCESS?
WHY DO FEET SMELL, AND NOSES RUN?
26. IF ONE SYCHRONIZED SWIMMER DIES WHAT DO THE REST DO?
27. WHY IS THE MAN THAT INVESTS YOUR MONEY FOR YOU CALLED A ..... BROKER?
28. IF YOU DREAM IN COLOR...IS IT A PIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION?
29. WHY ARE BOXING RINGS SQUARE?
30. CAN FAT PEOPLE GO SKINNY DIPPING?
31. What do people in China call their good plates?
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