A CAR DRIVER IGNORES A STOP SIGN AND GETS CAUGHT.
THE POLICEMAN SAYS: LICENSE AND REGISTRATION
THE DRIVER SAYS: WHAT FOR?
THE POLICEMAN SAYS: YOU DIDNT COME TO A COMPLETE STOP
AT THE STOP SIGN.
THE DRIVER SAYS: I SLOWED DOWN AND NO ONE WAS COMING
THE POLICEMAN SAYS: YOU STILL DIDNT COME TO A COMPLETE STOP
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE
THE DRIVER SAYS: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE????
THE POLICEMAN SAYS: THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU HAVE TO COME TO A
COMPLETE STOP LICENSE AND REGISTRATION
PLEASE
THE DRIVER SAYS: IF YOU CAN SHOW ME THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN SLOW DOWN AND STOP ILL GIVE U
MY LICENSE AND REGISTRATION
THE POLICEMAN SAYS: GET OUT OF YOUR CAR

AT THIS POINT...THE POLICEMAN TAKES OUT HIS TRUNCHEON AND STARTS BEATING THE DRIVER REPEATEDLY OVER THE HEAD...
AND THEN SAYS TO THE DRIVER: DO YOU WANT ME TO SLOW DOWN OR STOP?????