| SVATS |
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| Sat Apr 26 2008 11:10 AM |
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Italian Gardener
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Italian Gardener
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden,
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,
who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son
in prison and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie
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