TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell the herd and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk

of four cows.

You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of

an ordinary cow

and

produce twenty times the milk.

You then create irritating cow cartoon images called

Cowkimon and

market

them world-wide at a fantastic profit.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat

once a month, and

milk

themselves.

ENGLISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of

vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity,

and arrest the

newsman

who reported the numbers.

A WELSH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The younger one is rather attractive

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

Western suburbs style....

You have 2 stolen bulls but think they are cows

You die the first time you try and milk them.

AN IRISH CORPORATION

Who cares, The EU really owns them now and the pub is

still serving

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You don't know what they are used for as they aren't

sheep

You sh@g them anyway.