Giorgos
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| Fri Jun 15 2007 04:38 PM |
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Retired Sailor
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks
once more, just for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but
needing some reassurance, he asks her, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well, old sailor, you're doing about three
knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She looks into his eyes and says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in,
and you're knot getting your money back!"