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Edw na erthoun oloi osoi goustaroun "ponhra" kai coolata kamako-massazo-sexo-koutsompolia kai opwsdhpote prepei na xete piei kai kana pothri prin mphte..ok? PROSOXH! Apagoreuontai ta anhlika, ta ksenerwta atoma kai oi papadies! |
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Quote: Μπράβο,βάλε νόμους, μην ξεφτυλιστεί και αυτό!!! ![]() Heavy-Metal Angel |
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Geia sou re heavy...eisai h monh cool despoinida/Kyria (Den kserw ti ap ta dyo eisai alla den exei shmasia) se olo to forum!!! Egw exw piei 3 mpyres prin mpw sto magazi, pieite kai oi alloi kai elate na to kanoume gyalia karfia! Edw serbiroume mono xabale kai heavy duty themata. Osoi antexete kai goustarete to magazi EINAI ANOIKTO 24 WRES TO 24WRO! MIKSES, SYNTAGES, KAI POLITIKA APAGOREUONTAI. ELLHNARES TRELLAMENOI KAI XABALEDES...ELEUTHERA EISODOS! |
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To prwto Rofhma sto meniou legete " To Ellhniko kamaki" Poio einai kata thn gnwmh sas to poio eksypno/koufo kamaki pou exete kanei h sas exoun kanei? (Dekta kai kamakia pou exete akousei apo allous) Egw pantws ekana polla kamakia sthn kariera mou ws arsenikos, to poio apisteuto an oxi poio eksypno kai entelws anapantexo htan to ekseis: Eixa paei me enan filo mou kai fagame soublakia (Amerikh) Synithws den trww tzatziki/skordo otan prokeitai na exw eksodo meta, telos pantwn ekeinh thn hmera efaga... Kapaki meta ta soublakia pame se ena club, plakonwmaste sta pota kai meta apo arketa eimai etoimos gia na arxisw ta kamakia...Ela omws pou syneidhtopoiw oti brwmaw skordo kai exw komplarei entelws...lew ti kamaki na kanw twra? Edw den anexomai egw thn myrwdia, siga mhn bgalw kai gomena...telos pantwn pinw kana dyo akomh kai briskw to tharros kai lew den gam..skordo kse skordo exw tha thn pesw kai oti bgei. Plhsiazw mia poly omorfh despoinida pou mou gyalise kai tis lew...geia sou, exeis kamia tsixla h karamela na mou dwseis se parakalw? Exw faei skordo kai den mporw na milhsw se anthrwpo... Mou leei nai kai mou dinei mia. Thn pairnw san maniakos thn massaw me 300 dagkwnies to lepto, thn kernaw ena poto, kai tis lew... Pame na xorepsoume, eimai edw mia wra se kyttaw, se goustarw kai epitelous mporw na sou thn pesw! Tsak tsouk auto htane... |
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Kales douleies Notos......
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ΝΟΤΟ ![]() Heavy-Metal Angel |
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Προσωπικά μόνο δύο από τα καμάκια που μου έχουν κάνει ήταν πραγματικά πρωτότυπα (με πρωτότυπες ατάκες εννοώ)εκ'των οποίων θυμάμαι μόνο το ένα αναλυτικά. Οδηγούσα στην Λ.Μεσογείων και με πιάνει φανάρι. Δίπλα μου (από τα δεξιά μου)σταματάει μια νταλίκα. Φορούσα ένα πλεχτό τιραντέ διχτυωτό μίνι φόρεμα που γύρω από το στομάχι είχε μεγαλύτερες τρύπες. Καλσόν πλεχτό με μεγάλες τρύπες και αυτό. Ο νταλικιέρης έχει ακουμπήσει τον αγκώνα στο παράθυρο του και προσπαθεί να σκύψει να δει πρόσωπο,καθότι το αυτοκίνητο είναι σπορ και χαμηλό και δεν έχει ορατότητα ![]() Αφού προσπαθούσε κανένα δίλεπτο έτσι να με δει και χωρίς μέχρι εκείνη την ώρα να έχει κάνει κάποιο φωναχτό σχόλιο να το ακούσω,ανάβει το φανάρι για να φύγουμε. Την ώρα που πατάω το γκάζι μου,ακούω τον νταλικιέρη να λέει δυνατά: "Αχ και νά'μουνα ψαράκι να πιαστώ στα δίχτια σου" ![]() Kάθε φορά που το θυμάμαι,γελάω... Heavy-Metal Angel |
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Kalo! Mia parallagh pou pithanon na xrhsimopoiousa egw se paromoia periptwsh: "Thelw na balw polla goal sta dixtya sou mwro mou" Dixtyota foremata me trypes gyrw sto stomaxi tryphto kaltson...ZHTW OI ELLHNIDES RE!!! Wraia pername epitelous edw mesa!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Quote: Αμέσως στο ψητό με τα μούτρα εσύ ![]() Heavy-Metal Angel |
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Allo kamaki pou exw kanei: Geia sas, syggnwmh gia thn enoxlhsh despoinis mou, molis mou epese to kinhto mou katw kai den leitourgei. Prepei na parw epeigontws ena thlefwno, an den sas kanei kopo mporw na xrhsimopoihsw to diko sas? 50/50 na sas pei nai... An sas pei ok ths lete to noumero tou dikou sas kinhtou na to kalesei h idia mhn nomizei oti pate na parete yperastiko, to diko sas fysika einai kleisto den xtypaei alla apothikeuei to diko ths...Lete eseis oti den apantaei kai lete pali euxaristw kai feugete dithen...bgainete eksw thn pernete me to diko sas kai ths thn peftete kanonika... Pithanothta epityxias 50/50 kai pali! Eksartate ti tha ths peite fysika... Auta gia shmera. |
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Etsi prepei, an perimeneis poly...kapoios allos tha erthei me kalyterh ataka. Mpamp mpoum. Dixtya aaax! |
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Na po ki ego ena koufo kamaki pou ekana prin kati mhnes se mia kafeteria. Loipon gia na mh ta polylogo pos eftasa sthn olh fash tha mpo kateuthias sto pshto .Auth kathotan sto bar ths kafeterias oreo moro mpoukia kai sygxorio e pao ki ego kai kathome akribos dipla ths loipon. Egw:gia sou Auth:gia sou Egw:exeis thlefono mazi sou? Auth:Nai exo Egw: dose mou to (me koitakse paraksena) Egw:ths to ksanaleo dose mou to kinhto sou Me koitakse paraksena pali kai meta mou to dose kai me to pou perno to thlefono ths sta xeria mou phra thlefono sto diko mou to kinhto fysika kai afou xthpyse to diko mou merikes fores ths to dino pali piso kai ths leo:A kalh marka kinhtou exeis douleuei mia xara.Ki auth xamogelase kai gnoristhkame. Ontos htane koufo pote de perimena oti tha mou dine mia gynaika to kinhto ths Isos gi auto na epiase to kamaki giati htane koufo
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Quote: >>> Eise kai PSARAS ap'tous ligous blepw Noto > Oi Ellhnides - BEBAIA/NAI !! Sta genika omos, prosekse mhn mblexteis sta dixtia kamianhs transgender idiothta - kukloforoun polles ap'daftes (twra teleutaia)! >> gi'auto psakse ta argalia tous (kala-kala) prin kaneis koinhsh (san filoikh sumboulh)
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..... alla na sou pw kai thn alu8eia Noto >> isia me to "Tsak tsouk" kai ta "Mpamp mpoum" SOU Kamakia >> se paradexoume re 'Champion' !! Aples kai praktikes douleies esu!! Me 'kanes na gellasw - arketa. Bravo me ta polla 'informative capers' pou dhmourgas. Esu kai to Kako Paidi ena bravio sas anoikh. Tora san th bravio na einai - - - allo pragma auto.
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Quote: Nαι Eva, τώρα............θα τον πετάξω έξω να τρομάξετε....
Κάτσε εδώ...μην πας πουθενά και χάσεις το θέαμα...
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Kserw egw Eva mou...eimai palios kamakopoulos kai o palios einai alloiws! En pash periptwsh esy exeis psaxtei? Toso paxos...mhpws exeis fytrwsei kanena ksygki mprosta sou? Anamesa sta mpoutia sou ennow! Kane diaita kai stamata na mas ahdiazeis. Blepw esy den grafeis gia kamakia, etsi opws eisai poios na sou kanei... Tipota? Oute kammia allh arkouda, falaina, den sthn exei pesei? |
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Poly arrwsto koritsi h anerasth...Etsi einai Heavy, pou na balei dyxtia to tanks! Oute ta dyxtia tou goal post den ftanoun na thn tyliksoun... Poly arrwsto thema h Eva. Logw Evas loipon stous nomous thelw na prosthesw: APAGOREUONTAI AHDIASTIKES DHLWSEIS KAI FWTOGRAFIES! |
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"Poly arrwsto koritsi h anerasth...pou na balei dyxtia to tanks! Oute ta dyxtia tou goal post den ftanoun na thn tyliksoun..." >> Ti na sou pw re Nots - etsi eimai, etsi m'aresi! Ade na ta bgaleis pera tora ... esu. Akou dw, tiliksou me 'mena sta dyxtia, kane to strato-paido, fere ta tanks kai mhn anishxeis - kokonara mou esu!Quote: Ela nte - mhn sas ta pw kai sas ta xalassw entelos. Den antexeis tetoia kardo-spastiko-traumatiko-xtipima esu Nots!!
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Quote: πω πω γέλιοοοοοοοο ![]() Heavy-Metal Angel Είναι αυτό που λέμε:"θέλει τρία μάκρη για φάρδος"
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Poio einai to xeirotero pragma pou sas exei symbei se prwto/deutero rantebou? Kati pou sas ekane kai aisthanthikate asxhma h ntropiastikate... Dikh mou istoria: Mia fora pou lete agaphta mou paidia gnwrizw mia kopella stis diakopes se ena nhsaki sthn Karaibikh. Ma mou, tou sou sou, telika katalhgoume mazi gia deipno to idio brady... Ola kala ola wraia, kamenos ap ton hlio, me ta wraia mou ta aspra pantelonia, mple poukamiso, pedilo Italiko mpompato...den paizomai re paidi mou! H despoinida exei kataftiaxtei mazi mou apo tis malakies pou tis lew olh nyxta...Teleiwnei to deipno, pame bolta sthn paralia tou ksenodoxeiou xeraki xeraki, zaxares, siropia kai ta toiauta... Eimaste loipon etoimoi gia apoxwrhsh sta endotera sto dwmatio mou dhladh, gia peraiterw salia kai stenes epafes 69ou typou kai tetoia! Ola deixnoun pws tha zhsw mia fantastikh bradya me mia eksisou fantastikh despoinida! Ela pou me to pou mpainoume mesa sto dwmatio me pianei enas apisteutos ponos sto stomaxi...Ga..seta lew apo mesa mou...Ti na kanw...Kopsimo magkes mou, mas gam..se o chef me to kolopsaro tou!!! Ellhnaras egw (klassikos kommati) katebazw thn fainh idea pws dithen den exw profylaktika ( psemata eixa 3 ntouzines mazi mou) kai prepei na paw na parw apo to marketaki ths reception... Proxwrhmenh h despoinis omws mou leei exw egw, ela edw...se thelw!!! Ti na kanw twra, exw trellathei apo ton pono kai paw sto krebati...Meta apo dyo lepta zaxares kai swrwpia petagomai epanw kai trexw pros thn porta..Ths lew paw na parw tsigara, exw meinei, exw egw mou leei pali... G$%w thn trella mou, ths lew poto den exoume mwro mou, paw na parw kana dyo apo to bar... Gyrnaei kai mou leei, re file mhpws den goustareis? Ama den goustareis pesto mou ki ase ta pota kai ta tsigara.. E ekei ths to lew sta isa kai thn parataw kai trexw me xilia sthn toualeta ths reception... Gyrisa pisw san xesmenh gata me ena hlithio alla kselafrwmeno yfos. Meta ola phgan kala alla htan mia bradya pou den thn ksexnw pote! Apo tote den exw ksanafaei psari pote se diakopes h se rantebou... Auth h istoria htan oti xeirotero mou exei symbei se rantebou. Elpizw na gelasame kommati kollhtaria, entaksei mhn arxisete tis koroidies. Toulaxiston den xestika epanw mou! Allos... |
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Ηeavy-Metal Angel Γι'αυτό δεν λες ποτέ για τι πράγμα φεύγεις... λες:"επιστρέφω αμέσως" και την κοπανάς σφαιράτος για την τουαλέτα
Και φυσικά δεν "καρφώνεσαι" παίρνοντας μαζί σου το περιοδικό που διαβάζεις συνήθως, όταν πηγαίνεις στα ιδιαίτερα
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Heavy just for driving in Athens and especialy Leoforos mesogiwn,sou bgazw to kapelo mou!!!!!Egw fobame na mhn me skotosoune mono eksw apo Athina odigo
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Μα έξω από την Αθήνα είναι τα επικίνδυνα,που όλοι τρέχουν,προσπαθώντας να μας αποδείξουν ότι είναι ικανοί οδηγοί της Formula 1. Heavy-Metal Angel |
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Loipon magkes kai magkiwrises den blepw na milaei kaneis gia rantebou kai gia kamakia...ektos apo mia kopella pou eixe to tharros na grapsei empeiries oloi oi alloi mallwn den exete kammia sxesh me kamakia kai rantebou. Epishs parathrw pws oi ksenerwtoi einai poly perisoteroi apo tous nerwmenous KALA EIPA PWS EXEI GINEI EKKLHSIA TO FORUM Tha prepei na kalesoume Papades edw mesa, toulaxiston na ginoume kanonikh ekklhsia. Alla egw pisteuw pws kai oi papades tha exoun kanei poio polla kamakia kai rantebou apo thn pleiopshfia edw mesa... Telos pantwn, Pasxa plhsiazei katalabainw pws fobaste mhn amarthsete... Tous Ellhnes tous eixa gia kamakopoulous, alla ap oti blepw mono to onoma mas exei meinei! Paw eksw se kana bar apopse na sas pw kammia kainourgia istoria giati ama perimenw apo esas tha ksexasw kai auta pou kserw...
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Ti perimenes na sou poun oles oi gomenes tou forum bravo? KALE KOITA TI WRAIA POU KANEI KAMAKI AFTOS? ahahahahahahaha ase pou to kamaki i mallon i kouventa gia kamaki einai antriki sizitisi. Kamaki teleftea kanoun kai oi gomenes alla den exw akousei na to kafhiounte. Antriki sizitisi loipon to kamaki gia na spame kai emeis tin plaka mas opws ta koritsakia exoun to koutsobolio etsi kai emeis exoume tis istories mas na kamaronoume. Kapou kapou vazoume kai ligo saltsa apo panw gia na miazei i diki mas istoria kaliteri.......... fantasia na yparxei. Opws den pistevw oti yparxei antras pou na min exei kanei pote kamaki estw kai stin pio ntropali morfi. SVATS Me tin efkeria omws thimithika mia fasi otan eimoun pitsirikos sta 13-14. Eixa filous apo diafores ilikies stin geitonia kai tin sigekrimeni imera o mikroteros eimoun egw oi alloi 4-5 itan gyrw sta 18-20. Skaei loipon apo tin gwnia mia theogomena kai erxotan pros to meros mas, me to pou tin vlepw lew mesa mou tha pesei poly samali se ligo, svatsako akou na matheneis apo tous megalyterous. sinithws panta kapios elege kati se paromoies katastaseis. ekei loipon pou plisiase i theogomena, xwris kamia proidopihsh , xwris na einai synenoimenos kanenas, me to pou skaei dipla mas................. amolame oloi mia klania taftoxrona pou trantaxtike i geitonia ![]() I Theogomena opou fygei fygei kai to gelio pou epese meta den perigrafete |
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Quote: SVATSάκο, ωραίο τρόπο έχεται στο χωριό σου για να κάνετε καμάκι ![]() Αλήθεια ποιο είναι ώστε να το αποφύγω,γιατί είμαι και ευαίσθητη στις αναθυμιάσεις.... ![]() Πάντως είχες καλούς δασκάλους ![]() Να σου πω........ Την γυναίκα σου με κλανιά την έριξες;;;; ![]() Πρωτότυπος τρόπος... ![]() Φαντάζομαι ότι απο την πρωτοτυπία του καμακιού δεν μπόρεσε να σου αντισταθεί ![]() Heavy-Metal Angel Όσο για το κουτσομπολιό,δεν είναι καθόλου γυναικείο προνόμιο. Έχω ακούσει άντρες να κουτσομπολεύουν,που βάζουν τα γυαλιά στις γυναίκες(μιλάμε για πολύ φτυάρισμα)και επειδή ξέρω που θα το πας...........(οι άντρες αυτοί δεν ήταν καθόλου ροζ)
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Την γυναίκα σου με κλανιά την έριξες;;;; ![]() Kala exw pethanei sto gelio!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Quote: Siga re megale kai se pernaga gia epksipno, egw vevea tote eimoun apeiros alla i parea se diavevewnw pws itan poly ebiri kai isotimi me ta idritika meli sto nafplio ![]() Sinithws omws afto xriazonte oi gomenes gia na tis sineferoume, ena kalo klasimo kai meta na deis pws trexoun pisw sou san skilakia. egw kathe fora pou skeftomai tin parapanw istoria kapou kapou skeftomai kai elpizw na min tis emeine tis kakomoiras kana xousouri apo afta ta xaza pou exoun kati mizera. To den eimai omorfi kai giati den me peirakse kanieis simera ti prepei na kanw gia na entiposiasw kai tetia....... me ena klasimo synerxonte ahahahahahahahaha I heavy gia na to parei kai toso patriotika kati prepei na kserei gia pes mas Heavy esy den exei faei kana klasimo ? ahahahahaha kai meta pws eniwses?SVATS ante kai mia alli ataka simera gia na deite poso plaka exei to kamaki Tis proalles me ena filo odigontas, ston dromo stekotan mia ggomenara me ena kataspro foustani. Poly wraio swma kai to foustani tis pigene teleia, i katagogi tis itan migas pros to melampso xroma..... opote opws stamatisame sto fanari kai perase brosta mas fonazei o filarakos. FORGET ABOUT COLOR TV........ FROM NOW ON ONLY BLACK AND WHITE. |
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Allo ena koufo pou mou synebei: Exoume mazeutei treis filoi kai apofasizoume na pame sthn Nea Yorkh odikws. Kapou sto Connecticut loipon stamatame gia kafe se ena rest area epanw sto Highway. Parraggelnoume, kathomaste kai leme ta dika mas. Se kapoia fash loipon kathete sto mprostino trapezi apo emas - fatsa apenanti mou - mia gynaika apisteuths omorfias, gyrw sta 20-24. Xazeuoume kai oi treis fysika... Leme ta klassika; ti paidi einai auto, ti mou... einai auth, dagkwnoume ta trapezia, xynontai kafedes,exoume ksexasei thn Nea Yorkh, ta kokoretsia pou tha trwgame, rixnoume mpounies o enas ston allon...k.t.l. Se kapoia fash "H THEA" xairetaei pros emena, egw kyttaw sastismenos kai xazemenos...Lew einai dynaton na xairetaei emena? Hmoun aksyristos, talaipwrhmenos apo to taksidi/odhghma prwi prwi, telos pantwn kyttaw pisw mou - den blepw kanenan - ths kanw nohma...Emena xairetas? mou kanei nohma pws nai!!!!!!! Trelainomai...!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mpoiooong petagwme epanw san elathrio kai paw pros to trapezi ths...Geia sou ths lew, my name is Notos, and you are? Mou leei Monica...trellathika! Eixe fatsa Monica's ontws, mauro makri malli, epidermida Mesogeiakh, mauriderh, theikhs omorfias proswpo, leia epidermida, teleio swma, ena stithos apisteuto,ena jean ladi kollhto pou edixne kathara ti yphrxe entos tou jean kai poly sophisticated... ti na lew paidia...! Mia Thea!!!! Telos pantwn ths lew "what can I do for you?" Mou leei, se briskw poly gohteutiko kai tha ithela na se gnwrisw kalytera! Exw meinei magkes...den mporw na milhsw, exw faei thn kompla ths zwhs mou - (sas lew eixa xalia ekeinh thn mera) den perimena pote na mou kanoun kamaki, prwi prwi! Telos pantwn kapou ksekwmplara ths lew ta klassika, "I'm flattered, mporw na kathisw?" Bebaiws mou leei... Telika mou leei; kserw oti den einai swsto auto pou kanw, tha nomizeis pws eimai kapoia trellh h kapoia nymphomaneis k.t.l. Alla shmera apofasisa na dialeksw egw kapoion pou mou aresei kai na dw pou tha paei... Ti na pw egw...Ths lew "excelent decision" Milame kana misawro, leme polla kai diafora. Tous kollhtous tous exw ksexasei, me kyttane poio sastismenoi ki apo mena...Se kapoia fash mou dinei thn karta ths...Diabazw kai menw anaudos!!! H karta egrafe: "MONICA'S ESCORT SERVICE" Epesa apo ta synnefa, alla htan toso omorfh pou den ithela na to pistepsw me tipota! Thn rwtaw Is this a joke? Oxi mou leei, alla den se thelw gia pelath, thelw na bgoume kanoniko rantebou... Ths lew milas sobara? Mou leei gi auto sou edwsa thn karta, thelw na ksereis ti douleia kanw apo thn arxh, kai na apofasiseis an theleis na bgeis mazi mou. Den sas lew thn synexeia!!!!!! Thelw na sas rwthsw eseis ti tha kanate, ama parw panw apo dyo apanthseis tha sas pw ti ekana ki egw meta. Anamenw... |
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Eisai ligo "Mhtros" alla den peirazei, exeis plaka, re p... mpip. Klane esy tis gkomenes kai ths gam..w egw ama laxei na oume... Den mou les exeis katourhsei kammia? Dokimaseto mporei na goustareis, emena pantws m aresei na se akouw pes mas ki alla!!!! Mou eleipses re dike mou! Pou eksafanisthkes? Kala les eimai xazos sto epomeno rantebou tha arxisw na klanw, na ftynw kai na ksernaw, pou ksereis mporei na tis kanw tis gkomenes na me kynhgane san skylakia! |
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Quote: Mono min arxiseis pali tis malakies kai ola tha pane kala.... Oso gia to an tis klanw egw na tis pidas esy ..... eipame na milisoume gia kamaki kai oxi istories apo kinigous me obrelles anti gia toufekia.Loipon tha sou pou egw mia istoria tin parapanw istoria sou kai an den varethw i den ksexasw isws kai alli mia. Kai afti i istoria einai peripou 20 xronia palia alla kali opws leme telos kalo ola kala kati san palia elliniki kali tainia. I Istoria ksekinaei mi aevdomada prin to memorial day weekend ka to thimami kala giati ekei teliwse. Exw vgei egw kai ena kolitos mou gi akinigi logo tou oti ekeini tin epoxi prepei na eixa perasei panw apo ena mina anergias an katalaveneis ti ennow. Topos Nea Yorki , topothesia Lime Light , piga gia proskinima kiriaki kata tis 10 to vrady. Skanarw to magazi na dw to epomeno thima kai vlepw dio oriental pou mas vgikan apo korea ( notia ) na xorevoun mones tous opote benw stin mesi.... sinexizete o xoros ... erxete kai o filos mou kai giname quatro. Pame loipon meta ton xoro pisw sto iero na kerasoume kai ena poto.... kername to proto....... mas kernane to epomeno......kername to trito mas kernane to epomeno. I kouventa se logika plesia aneti kai wraia mexri pou i mia leei pediapige arga kai prepei na figw tha fonazei o pateras mou. Krima lew..... mia kai eixai kai kinoumeno erwtw diakritika mipws tah borousa na tis petaksw mexri to spiti ...... alla mou apantise pws den menoun makrya para 3-4 stena pio katw opote pali prosferthikame na tis perpatisoume mexri to spiti kai dextikan. Ola kala mexri edw. Sto epomeno steno stamatisa se ena deli na parw tsigara...... etyxe na to exoun koreates..... bika mesa me ta koritsia agalia klp klp kai paratirisa oti me koitousan kapws perierga toso pou eniwsa mia perifania legontas mesa mou SVATS INTERNATIONAL EPE. Telws pantwn fygame kai meta apo liga lepta ftasame sto spiti tous. Xtypaei to koudouni , anoigei mia porta sto kai taxftoxona eidame ta skalopatia pou odigousan sto deftero patwma, ekei eixe anoiksei mia alli koreatisa pou kati tous eipe , episis paratirisa ton xamilo fotismo tous diamerismatos. ekeiloipon epese i kabana........ pedia an thelete na erthete epanw einai $100 i vradia............... Tote fisika eksigisa sta koritsia, an kai tha to pw pws o peirasmos itan poly megalos logo tou oti kai poly sibathitikes, oti kai egw tin idia douleia kanw. svatstatzis....HAHAHAHAHA sto metaksy eixei arxisei kai na psilovrexei kai stekomaste ekei stin porta xwris na benoume mesa alla oute kai na fevgoume. I epimoni tous itan megali tha elega alla oso kai megalos pou itan o peirasmos pote den tah prodida tin paradosi....... gia nero kai gia m..ni den plirwnw. Telos pantwn stamatise i vroxi , figame, kai i kouventa fisika itan poso efkola boreis na tin patiseis. Apofasisame na ksanapame gia kinigi tin pempti alla afti tin fora se allo magazi, Danceteria just around the corner. Gia na min polilogw kai afti tin fora xtipisame 2 koritsakia na t apineis sto potiri alla mas vgikan mitilinies. Arxisame na amfivaloume pleon gia to poso kaloi eimaste sto simadi, 2 sta 2 astoxoi alla eprepe na pame kai gia tin triti kai farmakeri. Etsi loipon memorial day weekend Kiriaki vrady pali sto proskiniioafti tin fora se kapio magazi sto bleecker street baraki, thimamai malista eixei kai orxistra 3 gomenakia me violia kai apithanes fones pou eixan diaskevasei tragoudia apo tous POLICE me ena poly omorfo kai diko tous tropo. kathomaste sto bar kai gi aakrivia den eixei kai poly kosmo opws sinithws alla irthan kai kathisan dipla mas 2 ksebarkes I seira itan ws eksis Egw aristera o filos mou dipla deksia kai meta oi 2. Idiplani sto filo mou pio sibathitiki apo tin alli sta ekso deksia alal o filos mou d kserw ti perimene.... tin katalili stigmi? telos pantwn me to pou vlepw oti paei na anapsei tsigaro arpazw ton anaptira tou filou mou kanw ena blozon kai tis to anavw. Afto itan. Ta epomena kai ta efkolows enooumena pleon paraleiponte giati varethika na grafw pantws ekeino to vrady espase i ginia tis evdomados kai kratise gia kana mina isws kai parapanw mexri pou...... SVATS Thn eklasa kai vgika pali gia kinigi
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"Thn eklasa kai vgika pali gia kinigi" Swstos...!!!! Kamakopoulos me boula eisai megale! Ti malakies na mhn arxisw re Svatsouli? Pane auta gerasame edw mesa, entaksei eipame dyo malakies pro xristou...Ksexaseta auta, apo mena den yparxei kakia, les kai exoume tipota na xwrisoume. Plakes mporoume na kanoume na gelame? Auto einai olo! Ante ta leme! |
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Quote: SVATSάκο, μέχρι στιγμής όχι...... Θέλεις να μου πάρεις την παρ....νιά;;;;; ![]() Εξάλλου σε γυναίκα με δύχτια ποιος ρίχνει κλανιά;;;; ![]() Heavy-Metal Angel |
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Quote:Quote: Enw mia gynaika (omorfh) pou foraei dixtya kai na se klasei den egine kai tipota...kaneis ton xazo! Swsta? Mono ama se klasei kapoia xontrh me h xwris dyxtia... frikareis! Loipon epeidh mou fainete arxise na myrizei h othonh mallwn tha prepei na stamathsoume na milame gia klanies kai na to gyrisoume to thema sto sex. Ti mania kai auth opote milame gia ga..sia kapoios/a na mas thn spaei me klanies kai me foto apo falaines... Loipon paw gia allo thema sto epomeno post. |
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Twra teleutaia h moda einai yper tou ksyrismatos...(Gia gynaikes milaw) Ti lete eseis? Egw eimai kapou sthn mesh! Semi dhladh..Karaflo augo den mou kathete kala... |
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Ok, katalaba...!!! "NO COMMENT" einai h genikh apanthsh. Pame se allo rofhma. |
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Magkes kai magkiwres...(dhladh ta dyo atoma pou grafoun se auto to thread) h idea mou einai, h to forum exei meinei apo energa meloi? Mhpws einai h epoxh? Rwtaw esas tous poio palious giati etsi opws pame monos mou tha grafw kai monos mou tha apantaw... Meta bias metraw deka atoma edw mesa pou kanoun post...Ti egine? Edw exw balei to poio pikantiko thema kai pali nekra blepw. O filos o Svats me ta see-thru foremata ta idia...Re den pame kala!!!! Paw se Ellhnika club edw gyrw kai briskw to poly alla 20 atoma kathe ebdomada! Xanomaste h mou fainetai? To soutien mas emeine xwris byzia...xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!
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emeis eimaste h theates sinexiste sinexiste!!
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Βρε συ ΝΟΤΟ, νόμιζα ότι εδώ είχες απαγορεύσει τα μυξιάρικα... ![]() Heavy-Metal Angel Ή προκειμένου να έχει κίνηση το thread,τα δέχεσαι και αυτά;;;
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Quote:Ego protimo to ksyrismeno to aksyristo de mou polyaresei.Tha thela na po kai giati proteimo to ksyrismeno apo to aksyristo alla de leo gia na mh ginei to post mou DELETE
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Kapws etsi katanthsame...me tetoia apoxh pou exei pesei! Dexomaste kai 18-aria, ti na kaneis!!!Tha mas baloun kai mesa sto telos!!! Ti na KANW ama den grapseis kai esy mia dyo meres...nomizw pws eneina monos mou, KANW TO KOROIDO. To mikro as meinei, allwste enhlikiwthike, kala einai na mathenei ki auto! Mono na mhn trexoun oi mikses tou na tou peis se parakalw, ama den katalabainei as mhn rwtaei kai polla kai na mhn allazei pampers se auto to thread! Kai lew na tou peis esy epeidh eisai gynaika, den thelw na pw egw tipota mhn me bgaloun kai paiderasth. Re mikro eisai 18 sigoura? Rwta thn re Heavy se parakalw!
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Kserw ti thes na peis re kako paidi... Kat eme pantws to ksyrismeno einai kapws kryo bre adelfe! San na phgaineis me karaflh einai... Enw me thn "pista prosgeiwshs" pou lew egw...o stoxos einai ekei ton blepeis kathara, exeis kati na kyttas otan shmadeueis! Kai eidika ama einai kai ksanthia kai karaflh, einai ahdia, san na pas me mwro einai! Den leei... Telos pantwn gousta einai auta, egw goustarw na blepw thn pista prosgeiwshs, sta tyfla den kanw prosgeiwsh... |
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u are funny heavy
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Se Exw Xaplwth Synexiste perikalw... S = ? E = ? X = ? To X mporeite na to xrhsimopoihsete kai ws X Ellhniko kai ws X Aggliko.Opwsdhpote na exei seksoualiko yponooumeno omws!!! |
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Sε Εχω Χεσμέ.......ο Heavy-Metal Angel Μια και μιλάγαμε για κλανιές,ταιριάζει.....
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Heehehehehehehehehe apo fantasia pas kala pantws SVATS Stasou Ela Xaplose Stisou Ekei Xamour...a.aa.a Se Emena Xedwses Se Epiasa Xetsipoti Se Exw Xelogiasei San Esena Xiliades ante kai mia coca cola pou paei me ola na klisoume |
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Skata Eykoilia Xexylisate |
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Και ξέχασα...... εδώ ταιριάζει και το αυτό το ανέκδοτο,για τους γνωστούς λόγους (ακούς SVATS;;;που τραντάζεις την γειτονιά;;;;) ![]() Πάει κάποιος να κατουρίσει στις δημόσιες τουαλέτες της πόλης. Aφήνει ένα κέρμα στο δίσκο για την καθαρίστρια και μπαίνει σε μια τουαλέτα. Την ώρα λοιπόν που έχει πάρει θέση για να κατουρίσει, ακούγεται από τη διπλανή τουαλέτα μια δυνατή πορδή. Νευριάζει ο τύπος και βγαίνει έξω για να ηρεμήσει. Μετά από λίγο μπαίνει ξανά και ετοιμάζεται πάλι για να κατουρίσει. Την ώρα που είναι έτοιμος να κατουρίσει ακούγεται και πάλι μια δυνατή πορδή απ` την ίδια τουαλέτα. Νευριάζει και πάλι και βγαίνει έξω για να ηρεμήσει. Μετά από λίγο επιχειρεί να πάει να κατουρίσει αλλά και πάλι τη στιγμή που είναι έτοιμος, ακούγεται από τη ίδια τουλέτα μια δυνατή πορδή. Γίνεται έξαλλος και αποφασίζει να τον περιμένει έξω για να του κάνει παρατήρηση. Περιμένει μερικά λεπτά και εμφανίζεται επιτέλους απ` αυτή τη τουαλέτα ένα κοντός μαγκάκος με κομπολόϊ στο χέρι σα να μη συμβαίνει τίποτα. - "Δε μου λες ρε φίλε", του λέει, "ήρθαμε εδώ να κατουρίσουμε και ακούμε τις πορδές σου;" Και του απαντάει ο τυπάκος με μάγκικη προφορά: - "Και τι θέλεις ρε μ` ένα τάλαρο, να ακούσεις, Μπετόβεν; ![]() Heavy-Metal Angel |
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Koulatoi kai koulates gyrisa apo diakopes... Pasxa einai den tha sas pw empeiries kainourgies shmera. Tha eyxithw mono kalo pasxa se olous! kala na perasete oloi!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Loipon pou einai h omada? Pou eiste reeee? Auga, arnia kai tsourekia trwte akomh? Kana ponhro den yparxei na arxisoume pali ta etsi kai ta wraia??? Kammia istoria periergh, kana ekswtiko thema, kana wraio pipini pou to xasame? Exw faei miso arni monos mou edw kai 4 meres, kammia 10 aria auga, ena tsoureki, mageiritsa akoma trww.. Phra 3-4 kila alla apo shmera diaita. Loipon perimenw na arxisoume ta koufa mas. Svats, Heavy, kako paidi, myksiariko sas epistrateuw pisw sto "ponhro auti" Exw na sas pw polla koufa, hmoun diakopes re, perasa kala, gnwrisa polla mwra k.t.l. Ainte na doume, me eneseis sas krataw!!!! |
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Xronia polla Xristos Anesti Kalo to anekdoto , mou thimise ena palio pou an den thimasai na sto pw, ekeino me ton vlaxo pou pige pisw sto xorio tou kai tous eipe pws stin Athina gia na taxeis kala me tin astynomia prepei na taxeis 400. SVATS Gia xari sou alla3a fatsoula mono pou mou leipei i karekla. Se tsirko douleve o pateras sou mwro mou kai evgale tetio ailouro? |
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Quote: Egw edw eimai apostratos en energeia perimenw me periergia na akousw ti exeis na mas peis. Mono min arxiseis kapws etsi....... ekei pou etrwga to arni kai eixa ftasei sto eikosto paidaki, ksekoubosa to panteloni na parw ligo aera kai opws pernage mia perastiki skontaftei kai ............... na peis loipon ta koufa sou ante kai perimenoume. SVATS Quote: Exasa tin fasi pou allaze i heavy kai ntithike tigris. gamoto............. |
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Svaaaaats eisai wraios! Mou xalases thn eisagwgh alla den peirazei exw allh. Akou: Ekei pou h pipinara etrwge thn mageiritsa ths...thn blepw apo to apenanti estiatorio! Plhrwnw ton logariasmo amesws kai paw ki egw apenanti. Mpainw mesa kathomai, parraggelnw mia mageiritsa ki egw kai tria auga... Den akoumpaw thn mageiritsa mou katholou(eixa faei apenanti) alla pernw ta tria auga shkonomai kai paw sto trapezi ths...Me kyttaei, thn kyttaw...mou leei ti thes? Ths lew...exw ena problhma. Mou leei ti na sou kanw egw? Ths lew thelw na tsougkrisoume ta auga mas...Mou leei den exw augo...Ths lew exw tria egw...pare ena, mou leei dws mou kai ta tria, tote ksekoumpwsa to panteloni mou megale!!!! W ti xioumor, ti epipedo!!! wwwwooowww!!!! Trelainomai me thn party mou!!!! Axxxxaxaxaxaxxaxax!
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Xristos Anesth se olous........ Notos.....perimena synexeia na diavazw... ti egine meta.....ti ekane ta tria....dio.....
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Oute tria oute dyo... Fictional story glykia mou htan. Loipon stay tuned gia kanonikes istories syntoma. Perimenw na erthei olh h omada sto cafe, alloiws den lew tipota! Pou einai oloi? |
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Quote:Quote: Βρε SVATS,δεν ήξερα ότι σε ενδιέφερε η στιγμή που αλλάζω,αλλιώς θα σε φώναζα να πάρεις μάτι ![]() Θα το ξέρω την επόμενη φορά ![]() Heavy Metal Angel Αλλά αν θέλεις ξανά αλλάζω
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Quote: Mono mati.......... kai afti kai xeri kai podi, ama thes se ksekoubwnw egw kai allazeis sto pits fitili SVATS Quote: Ena tha sou pw Heavy , I par....nia Therapevete, kai eimai o eidikos Giatros
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Quote: Κοίτα SVATS, τελικά,δεν ξέρω τι δουλειά ακριβώς έκανε,γιατί με έχουν μπερδέψει... Κάπου άκουσα ότι ήταν ζαχαροπλάστης ![]() τώρα ακούω και το τσίρκο και μπερδεύτικα τελείως ![]() Κατά καιρούς έχω ακούσει και άλλα επαγγέλματα που ούτε τα θυμάμαι πια.... ![]() Heavy Metal Angel |
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Quote: E tote tha itan Zaxaroplastis SVATS Konta se tsirko
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Αυτό τι σημαίνει SVATS....ένα τσιγάρο μετά...
(το ξεκούμπωμα);;;;;;
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Quote: POLLA SVATS PARA POLLA |
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Quote: Χμμμμμμμμ.................. ![]() Τι άραγε;;;;;; Heavy Metal Angel Τουλάχιστον το τσιγάρο είναι μέσα στα πολλά;;; (πές μου να δω αν έπεσα μέσα) |
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poniro auti akous ekei xixxiixi
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S arese glyka? Apo Ollandia e? Kala einai ekei? Etsi akouw xronia twra, poly eleutheria lene! Oti prepei gia na gineis thamwnas tou cafe "To ponhro auti" Mono pou h omada einai ligo nteforme, meta t'arnia exoun pesei oloi se xeimeria narkh... Tha mazeutoune pali pou tha paei!!! Kalws irthes. |
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loipon na mai ki ego piso sta palia lhmeria arketa elipsa ok as mpo sto thema pou den einai tipota allo apo flirt (kamaki).E loipon eixa paei ena brady se ena bar-disko alla oxi me poly dynath mousikh kai afou ekana mia gyra gia na do ti pezei parathrhsa sto bar ena moro na milaei me 2 atoma kai amesos katalaba oti auth tha einai o stoxos mou e loipon to thema htan pos tha th ksekolaga apo tous allous 2 e loipon plisiazo sto bar pao akribos mprosta ths kai ths leo:ena sali parakalo (koniak me koka kola einai auto) kai arxisa na feugo se grigoro rithmo kai auth akolouthise kai mou leei perimene kai ths leo ego mh balis poli koka kola mesa kai synexisa na perpatao kai mou leei auth pali perimene kai ths leo ego kai h koka kola na einai kria parakalo kai synexisa na perpatao kai mou leei auth perimene kai stamathsa ego kai mou leei auth de ksero giati mou dineis paragkelies ego den eimai kamia serbitora kai ths leo ego to ksero alla autos htan o monos tropos na se paro makria apo autounous pou milouses kai tote me koitakse auth kai xamogelase to ti egine parakato omos de sas to leo alla pisteuo to katalabate. Auta gia thn ora ta leme pali
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Geia sou re kako paidi!!! Pou hsouna palikari mou? Se fagane oi gomenes kai sena kai se xasame... Den kserw ti exei ginei, kapoios exei parei thn pelateia olh apo edw mesa kai mou thn dinei...Exw ependysei 393 postings edw mesa kai sto telos monos mou milaw! Lete na ta kanw 400 ta postings? Loipon h mazeueste oloi pisw h to kleinw to "ponhro auti" Perimenw istories alithines h estw kai fantastikes, prepei na grapsoume ena biblio me ta kalytera kamakia ston kosmo... Ti Ellhnes eimaste re????? Emeis efeurame to kamaki, prepei na synexisoume thn paradosh kai apo stoma se stoma na synexisoume thn endoksh istoria mas. Poses kai poses Boreies fules den latrepsan otidhpote Ellhniko? Kathe xrono gyrnagan sthn Ellada na zhsoun to kauto Ellhniko kamaki!!! Kai shmera blepw mia ksenerosia apo olous tous kamakopoulous pou den ypoferetai! Teleiwsan oi endokses hmeres? Mono to kamaki kai h feta mas exei meinei paidia mou... Ante filakia se olh thn kapsouroparea................. |
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Fantasthte oti meinate nauagoi se ena erhmiko nhsi gia merika xronia me dyo atoma (arketa gohteutika) tou antithetou filou. Nomizete oti tha mporousate na eixate erwtikes sxeseis kai me tous/tis dyo? Peite mas kai pws tha xeirizosastan tyxon zhlies. Gia na akousw ti tha kanate??? Kseskonopano sto thread, prepei na kanw fasina genikh, piasame araxnes edw mesa!!! To "ponhro auti" einai edw kai pali syntonismeno sthn syxnothta thn gnwsth 69,69 ante kai kala seksia bre karntasia!!! Ena seksi thn hmera ton giatro ton kanei pera... hish
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loipon ego tha prospathousa na ta ftiakso kai me tis 2 na mh meinei kamia me to parapono giati sto kato kato tha eimai o monadikos antras pou tha exoun den einai sosto mono h mia kai h allh sto rafi de kolaei ektos ki an h mia exei kati to idaitero apo thn allh opote h mia tha meinei anagkastika sto rafi. E loipon gia na parameino omos sthn proth mou apopsh malista tha ekana kai programma gia na mhn exoun kamia tous parapono! Loipon Deutera ,Tetarth,Paraskeuh th mia Trith ,Pempth,Sabbato thn allh kai th kuriakh repo h kai tis 2 mazi giati oxi auta!
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