You know what makes me so angry I want to get a camera and take pictures of the Megara air base and its military aircraft and hand the pictures personally to George Papandreou?

Why does it seem that the 2004 Olympics are related to my good friend Gordius and his Gordian knot?

Now, being a direct relative to Alexander The Great I can lend a hand in these affairs.

I think I speak for every red blooded woman, man, dog and cat in Greece (well, maybe not in that order....the cats go first I believe). We, the proper proletariats deem a solution now!

The most pressing problem that should be concentrated on is that unfinished Olympic equestrian center and those pesky protesters.

Who are the former landowners of this land to the construction of society and democracy? What voices do they have in the face of beautiful horses running in glorious ancient tradition? We should not bow to their whimsical and erratic behavior due to their own mass unpredictability and confusion.

Don't know about you but I think Gianna Angelopoulos-Daskalaki summed it up when she said ``We Greeks do things at the last minute. Well, the last minute is now....''

Don't worry I still have that sword ready to cut the knot.....