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Pages: 1 Heavy~Metal Angel® The Warrior Reged: Sat Posts: 2509 Loc: USA Comebacks to Pickup Lines       #32118 - Fri Jan 27 2006 09:06 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Χρήσιμες απαντήσεις,για τους ενοχλητικούς κυρίους οπουδήποτε τους συναντάτε Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Heavy-Metal Angel -------------------- ΦΛΟΓΑ Post Extras:       Eva-Redi zizani with a twist Reged: Wed Posts: 1207 Loc: Adelaide, South Australia Re: Comebacks to Pickup Lines [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]       #32120 - Fri Jan 27 2006 10:06 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   LOL - - - nai, h gunaikes exoun kai thn idiotropopia kamia fora na tsadisoun tous enoxlitous Andres. Ta zizania, ta palio-koritsa!! Th einai auto pou lene: "pur-gunh-kai-8allassa" !!! Alla kai h andres then pigenoun pisso pollu. 8a h8ela na mathw san th lene kai autoi??? -------------------- Βρήκες ακατάλληλη στιγμή να με ανταμώσεις. Eγώ δεν έχω τίποτα, πάλι σου το θυμίζω. Mια καρδια μου έμεινε ♥ παρ’την, σου την χαρίζω. Δεν έχω όνειρο, ούτε φτερά για να πετάξω ... Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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