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FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS
      #32239 - Thu Feb 02 2006 09:34 AM



Famous Greek Expressions

ARE YOU WORKING ME ?
ΜΕ ΔΟΥΛΕΥΕΙΣ ?

ARE WE GLUING COFFEE POTS ?
ΜΠΡΙΚΙΑ ΚΟΛΛΑΜΕ ?

ARE YOU ASKING AND THE CHANGE FROM OVER ?
ΖΗΤΑΣ ΚΑΙ ΤΑ ΡΕΣΤΑ ΑΠΟ ΠΑΝΩ ?

BETTER DONKEY - BONDING THAN DONKEY - SEARCHING.
ΚΑΛΛΙΟ ΓΑΙΔΟΥΡΟΔΕΝΕ ΠΑΡΑ ΓΑΙΔΟΥΡΟΓΥΡΕΥΕ.

FART US A STONEWALL !
ΚΛΑΣΕ ΜΑΣ ΜΙΑ ΜΑΝΤΡΑ !

FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS.
ΑΠΟ ΕΔΩ ΠΑΝ' ΚΙ ΟΙ ΑΛΛΟΙ.

F@CK MY SOCIETY INSIDE, F@CK!
Γ@ΜΩ ΤΗΝ ΚΟΙΝΩΝΙΑ ΜΟΥ ΜΕΣΑ, Γ@ΜΩ!

HOW FROM HERE MORNING MORNING ?
ΠΩΣ ΑΠΟ ΕΔΩ ΠΡΩΙ ΠΡΩΙ ?

HE MADE US THE THREE TWO
ΜΑΣ ΕΚΑΝΕ ΤΑ ΤΡΙΑ ΔΥΟ.

HAS THE WEATHER TURNINGS.
ΕΧΕΙ Ο ΚΑΙΡΟΣ ΓΥΡΙΣΜΑΤΑ.

I SAW THE CHRIST SOLDIER.
ΕΙΔΑ ΤΟ ΧΡΙΣΤΟ ΦΑΝΤΑΡΟ.

IT DIDN'T SIT ON US.
ΔΕΝ ΜΑΣ ΚΑΘΙΣΕ.

I DON'T HAVE FACES TO COME OUT.
ΔΕΝ ΕΧΩ ΜΟΥΤΡΑ ΝΑ ΒΓΩ ΕΞΩ.

I DON'T KNOW MY BLINDNESS.
ΔΕΝ ΞΕΡΩ ΤΗΝ ΤΥΦΛΑ ΜΟΥ.

I MADE THEM SEA.
ΤΑ ΕΚΑΝΑ ΘΑΛΑΣΣΑ.

I TOOK THEM TO THE SKULL.
ΤΑ ΠΗΡΑ ΣΤΟ ΚΡΑΝΙΟ.

I AM DOGBORED.
ΣΚΥΛΟΒΑΡΙΕΜΑΙ.

I MADE BLACK EYES TO SEE YOU.
ΕΚΑΝΑ ΜΑΥΡΑ ΜΑΤΙΑ ΝΑ ΣΕ ΔΩ.

I TOOK MY THREE.
ΠΗΡΑ ΤΑ ΤΡΙΑ ΜΟΥ.

I'M SITTING ON IGNITED COALS.
ΚΑΘΟΜΑΙ ΣΕ ΑΝΑΜΜΕΝΑ ΚΑΡΒΟΥΝΑ.

LIKE THE UNFAIR CURSE.
ΣΑΝ ΤΗΝ ΑΔΙΚΗ ΚΑΤΑΡΑ.

MARROWS DRUMS. !
ΚΟΛΟΚΥΘΙΑ ΤΟΥΜΠΑΝΑ. !

OF THE GAY. !
ΤΟΥ Π@ΥΣΤΗ. !

PALE I CUT IT.
ΧΛΩΜΟ ΤΟ ΚΟΒΩ.

[censored] AND FROMSHIT.
ΣΚΑΤΑ ΚΑΙ ΑΠΟΣΚΑΤΑ.

[censored] HIGH AND GAZE.
ΧΕΣΕ ΨΗΛΑ ΚΙ ΑΓΝΑΝΤΕΥΕ.

SLOW THE CABBAGES.
ΣΙΓΑ ΤΑ ΛΑΧΑΝΑ.

THEY MADE HER FROM HAND.
ΤΗΝ ΕΚΑΝΑΝ ΑΠΟ ΧΕΡΙ.

TO SAY THE FIGS - FIGS AND THE TUB - TUB.
ΝΑ ΛΕΜΕ ΤΑ ΣΥΚΑ - ΣΥΚΑ ΚΑΙ ΤΗ ΣΚΑΦΗ - ΣΚΑΦΗ.

THIS IS DEWATERED.
ΕΙΝΑΙ ΞΕΝΕΡΩΤΟ.

THEY DON'T CHEW.
ΔΕΝ ΜΑΣΑΝΕ.

THEY BECAME ROBES UNBUTTONED.
ΕΓΙΝΑΝ ΡΟΜΠΕΣ ΞΕΚΟΥΜΠΩΤΕΣ.

WHATEVER YOU REMEMBER YOU ARE GLAD.
ΟΤΙ ΘΥΜΑΣΑΙ ΧΑΙΡΕΣΑΙ.

WE DRANK HIM.
ΤΗΝ ΗΠΙΑΜΕ.

WE CONFUSED OUR THIGHS.
ΜΠΛΕΞΑΜΕ ΤΑ ΜΠΟΥΤΙΑ ΜΑΣ.

WHORE'S BANISTER.
ΤΗΣ Π@ΥΤΑΝΑΣ ΤΟ ΚΑΓΚΕΛΟ.

WITH THIS SIDE TO SLEEP.
ΜΕ ΑΥΤΟ ΤΟ ΠΛΕΥΡΟ ΝΑ ΚΟΙΜΑΣΑΙ.

WILL I TAKE OUT THE SNAKE FROM THE HOLE. ?
ΕΓΩ ΘΑ ΒΓΑΛΩ ΤΟ ΦΙΔΙ ΑΠΟ ΤΗΝ ΤΡΥΠΑ ?

YOU OWE ME YOUR HORNS.
ΜΟΥ ΧΡΩΣΤΑΣ ΤΑ ΚΕΡΑΤΑ ΣΟΥ.

YOUR MIND AND A POUND AND THE PAINTER'S BRUSH.
ΤΟ ΜΥΑΛΟ ΣΟΥ ΚΑΙ ΜΙΑ ΛΥΡΑ ΚΑΙ ΤΟΥ ΜΠΟΓΙΑΤΖΗ Ο ΚΟΠΑΝΟΣ.

YOUR EYE THE CROSSEYED
ΤΟ ΜΑΤΙ ΣΟΥ Τ' ΑΛΛΗΘΩΡΟ.

YOU ΑRE THE SHOPPING.
ΕΙΣΑΙ ΨΩΝΙΟ.

YOU RECKON WITHOUT THE HOTEL OWNER.
ΥΠΟΛΟΓΙΖΕΙΣ ΧΩΡΙΣ ΤΟΝ ΞΕΝΟΔΟΧΟ.

YOU ATE MY EARS.
ΜΟΥ ΕΦΑΓΕΣ ΤΑ ΑΥΤΙΑ

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Dr. Jung]
      #32245 - Thu Feb 02 2006 03:41 PM

BACK BECAUSE I ATE YOU CABBAGE.
PISW GIATI S EFAGA LAXANO

DO YOU LIKE TO GREEK DANCE?
SAS ARESEI O ELLHNIKOS XOROS?

STRAIGHT YOU DUMB FLOORFACE
ISA MWRH XAMOURA

WHITE BERRIES, BLACK BERRIES YOU'RE ONE OLD FLOORFACE
ASPRA MOURA, MAURA MOURA EISE MIA PALIO XAMOURA

WHAT AM I DOING TO YOU MY MOTHER?
TI SOU KANW MANA MOU?

YOU'RE GOING TO DO MY THREE TWO.
THA MOU KANEIS TA TRIA DYO.

FRIED POTATOES.
THGANITES PATATES.

I HAVE HIM WRITTEN.
TON EXW GRAMMENO.

I WRITE YOU ON MY OLD SHOES.
SE GRAFW STA PALIA MOU TA PAPOUTSIA.


WE ATE 3 GOL.
FAGAME 3 GOL.

I'M PONTIAC.
EIMAI PONTIOS.

DON'T DIZZY MY B@LLS.
MHN MOU ZALIZEIS TA ARX...A


AND I F@CK THE CHICKS!
KAI G@MW TIS GOMENES!

HOW MUCH IS IT UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS?
POSO KANEI PANW KATW?

HOW MUCH DOES THE HAIR GO?
POSO PAEI TO MALLI?

WHERE DO YOU SIT, I TAKE YOU.
POU KATHESE NA SE PAW.

THERE YOU NOW.. ME BEFORE, AND HERE ME NOW.. YOU COME.
EKEI POU EISAI HMOUNA, KI EDW POU EIMAI THARTHEIS.

I WILL TAKE YOU TELEPHONE.
THA SE PARW THLEFWNO.

TAKE ME TELEPHONE.
PARE ME THLEFWNO.

HE EYE ME THE GAY.
ME MATIASE O POUST#S.

IS AND TOO MUCH HOOKER.
EINAI KAI POLY POUT@N@

HE CHANGE MY LIGHTS.
MOU ALLAKSE TA FWTA.

HOW MUCH YOUR @SS KNOW.
POSA KSEREI O K%L%S SOU.

ON THE DOWNSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS OF THE WRITTING.
STO KATW KATW THS GRAFHS.

B@LLS FROM CALAVRITA CITY.
ARX)D)A KALABREZIKA.

HE F#CK ME STEP TOP.
ME G@MISE PATW KORFA.

HE MAKE ME UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS.
ME EKANE ANW KATW.

YOU'RE LANDFILL.
EISAI MPAZO.

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Dr. Jung]
      #32247 - Thu Feb 02 2006 04:43 PM

lol - interesting! Th zouzounaki eisai 'su re Aigeas Isos h ka8e periferia 8a exei kai ths dikes ths, ksexores paroimies??

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Dr. Jung]
      #32249 - Thu Feb 02 2006 06:09 PM

Το άλλο που λέει
"something running in the gypsy area" to eipame?
(κάτι τρέχει στα γύφτικα)

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Ιφιγένεια]
      #32252 - Thu Feb 02 2006 08:24 PM

Ναι ναι Ιφιγένεια και το άλλο....
"slow the much-oil"
(σιγά τον πολυέλαιο)

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Ιφιγένεια]
      #32257 - Fri Feb 03 2006 07:21 AM

Bella mhn ksexname kai to kalytero....
Eipame na xesh kai ekatse kai ksekolo8hke.......
pws to metafrazhs........


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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: fotula]
      #32260 - Fri Feb 03 2006 08:08 AM

Έχω και εγώ κανα δύο αλλά πρώτα να προσθέσω στο

(WHORE'S BANISTER.
ΤΗΣ Π@ΥΤΑΝΑΣ ΤΟ ΚΑΓΚΕΛΟ)

Της πεπαλαιομένης γυναικός το κιγκλίδωμα!

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We broke the record
Σπάσαμε πλάκα!

The pear has the tail at the back
Πίσω έχει η αχλάδα την ουρά!

Even the multicolored kid (goat)will lough
Θά γελάσει και το παρδαλό κατσίκι (ποικιλόχρουν ερίφιον!)


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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Aritis]
      #32261 - Fri Feb 03 2006 09:12 AM

xaxaxaxa........kalooooooooooooooo oso pame kai to kalytereuoume

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: fotula]
      #32266 - Fri Feb 03 2006 01:47 PM

We told him to sh)t and he sat down and took his a$$ off.
Eipame na xesh kai ekatse kai ksekolo8hke.

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Notos]
      #32269 - Fri Feb 03 2006 02:45 PM

Kamaki serbitorou Ellhnara se katasthma pou serbirei breakfast...

Apeuthinotan se panemorfh ksanthia dimetrh Amerikana pelatissa kai eipwthikan ta ekseis, metaksy allwn:

Parraggelnei xymo portokalada h kopella kai autos me ena yfos asta na pane kapws... alithoro-anwmalo-zabo tis leei:

Do you like the juice? eh eh? You like the juice ehhh?

Meta zhthse auga me toast...

How you like the eggs? hard? eh eh? You like the butter on the toast eh? Butter... a lot of butter eh? I like to put the butter on the toast... I give you butter, don't worry, I have very good butter...from Greece!! You know Greek butter? Ah you must try, is the best, you try Greek you never never try american butter again. hahahahhah
gelia o filos...

Meta zhtaei ena kafe me krema...

You want coffee eh? hot or cold? Hot leei auth, I give you special hot coffee, Me I like hot coffee black, black like my heart, no cream, only black... but for you I make special with cream, I have very good cream, I give you extra cream eh? You like the cream eh? I like womans drink the cream!

Telos pantwn afou teleiwse tou zhtaei to check...

You like the check eh? I like check too, I check all the beatiful womans... You go to work now eh? Yes leei auth. My name is Swthrhs my friends call me SOTOS, I'm the best number here, I'm the professor of breakfast! I see the womans and I know who like the cream and who like the juice, hahahaha pataei kati gelia.

What is your name beatiful? Cinderella? markela? I like you, I like to see you eat the breakfast here everyday...

Panagiwths here everyday, ( dinei to xeri tou )7 day here for breakfast, you understand? You come back tomorrow I give you very very good service, I fix coffee for you, with extra extra special cream hahahhaha...pali skaei sta gelia monos tou. I like beautiful womans eat breakfast here...hahahahahh

Buy koukla, I like you come tomorrow eh? I like to give you good breakfast everyday hahahahahah.

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Aritis]
      #32270 - Fri Feb 03 2006 02:57 PM

Quote:

(WHORE'S BANISTER.
ΤΗΣ Π@ΥΤΑΝΑΣ ΤΟ ΚΑΓΚΕΛΟ)

Της πεπαλαιομένης γυναικός το κιγκλίδωμα!






Να το πούμε σωστά και ολόκληρο:
"Της κοινής γυναικώς εκδιδουμένης επί χρήμασι το σιδηρούν κιγκλίδωμα"

Heavy-Metal Angel


Τι ωραία που περνάμε εδώ, εις τας εξοχάς

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Notos]
      #32273 - Fri Feb 03 2006 03:43 PM

ola kala ta eipe....ti filodwrhma tou edwse den mas eipes... aaaaaa kai euxaristw gia thn metafrash

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #32274 - Fri Feb 03 2006 03:48 PM

exoume kai elaiwnes Heavy.......stas eksoxas.....

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: fotula]
      #32290 - Sat Feb 04 2006 04:44 AM

Κράτα μου κανένα τενεκέ λάδι. Κάνει καλό στη λίμπιντο.

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Dr. Jung]
      #32295 - Sat Feb 04 2006 11:02 AM

Kai na einai kai Spartiatiko..... xa xa xa .....

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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: fotula]
      #32646 - Tue Feb 14 2006 01:14 PM

Here are some more!

CATCH THE EGG AND MOW IT.
ΠΙΑΣ' ΤΟ ΑΥΓΟ ΚΑΙ ΚΟΥΡΕΦ' ΤΟ.

WELCOME MY EYES THE TWO.
ΚΑΛΩΣ ΤΑ ΜΑΤΙΑ ΜΟΥ ΤΑ ΔΥΟ.

HE DOES THE DUCK.
ΚΑΝΕΙ ΤΗΝ ΠΑΠΙΑ.

I CAME OUT OF MY CLOTHES.
ΒΓΗΚΑ ΑΠΟ ΤΑ ΡΟΥΧΑ ΜΟΥ.


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Re: FROM HERE GO AND THE OTHERS [Re: Aritis]
      #32654 - Tue Feb 14 2006 11:35 PM

Here's some more

den pas kala
your not going good

tha fas ksilo
your going to eat stick

mou exei vgali to ladi
he's taken out my oil

ti patisa
I stepped on it

xestikame
we sh-t ourselves

pou na pari kai na sikosh
where to take and lift

trixes katsares
curly hairs

mou exeis psish to psari sta xeili
you've fried the fish at my lips

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