wiseone
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This is a true story about a recent Greek wedding that took place in Astoria, NY. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 600 guests. At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up
on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from Greece, to support them at
their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and
to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this
was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside
each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there,
just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here. You people could
stay here and celebrate with that PUTANA (Whore in Greek)." He had the
marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would
have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.
His revenge:
Making the bride's parents pay over $92,000 for a 600 guest,
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 600 friends and family members. This
guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Let's give it a try...
Elegant wedding reception for 600 family members and
friends.........$92,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion..... $4,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations on Mykonos
Island....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
the bride and the best man having sex.......... Priceless!
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD
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Heavy~Metal Angel®
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χαχαχαχαχαχαχααχαχαχαχχ 
ωχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχ 
πω πωωωωωωωωωω 
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Άφωνηηηηηη(εγώ)
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wiseone
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KSEFTILAAAAAAAA 
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THE REVENGE OF THE GROOM 
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Πάντα στο σωστό μέρος, αλλά σε λάθος ώρα
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Heavy~Metal Angel®
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KSEFTILAAAAAAAA
Δεν λες τίποτα....
Aκόμα και για τον κουμπάρο που είναι άντρας και γενικά τους άντρες δεν τους κράζουν(μόνο τις γυναίκες  )
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wiseone
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Ti einai afto pou lene
O koumparos tin koumpara
dio fores tin evdomada.
O gampros den tha to eiksere afto
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Heavy~Metal Angel®
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Γι'αυτό λέμε, είναι καλό να κρατάμε τις παραδόσεις...
Μπας και μάθουμε καμιά παροιμία που θα μας χρησιμεύσει
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