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Re: No more weddings and such crap!!! [Re: PsaxeMe]
      #39792 - Mon Jan 29 2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Pare kana palikari apo aytous pou prosferan na ginoun koumparoi, eimai sigouri tha prothymopoiithoun na voithisoun oste na min exoume dramata.






eeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooo eipame na voithisoume alla oxi na pnigoume kiolas.
Egw to katalavenw to palikari na exei second thoughts.
Prwta ap ola den eixe kanonistei imerominia akoma, detfteron to thema tis proikas....... den akousame kati.
Prepei na ksetere oti oi koubaroi dikaiounte to 10%.
eipame na to pantrepspoume ton Noto alla oxi kai na ton katastrepsoume.
Egw to vlepw dikaio na thelei na apomakrinthei meta ap ta parapanw 2 stoixeia.

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Episis
xriazete na ginei progamiaio simvoleo
na doume pws miazei i mama, sinithws etsi tha miazei meta apo xronia i kori.
Trapezikes katatheseis
ti douleia kanei
mexri po exei teliwsei to sxoleio
kserei na magirevei?

kai to vasikotero............
otan tha fernoume sto koubaro i mallon tha pernoume to koubaro gia kamia tsarka tha fernei antirisseis?

Se periptwsi poun i thrisleia mas epitrepsei panw apo mia sizigo ti lei giafto i nifi?

einai polla pou prepei na lavoun apantisi:D

Etsi efkola nomizete eseis oi gynekes ginonte oi gamoi?

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Re: No more weddings and such crap!!! [Re: SVATS]
      #39793 - Mon Jan 29 2007 03:24 PM

Αν γυριστεί αυτό το σενάριο σε ταινία, θα ξεπεράσει σε τηλεθέαση ακόμα και την "Κάμψη"


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Μιλάμε για πολύ κλααααααααμα να'ούμε...

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Re: No more weddings and such crap!!! [Re: PsaxeMe]
      #39795 - Mon Jan 29 2007 03:30 PM

Sthn dyskolh stigmh katalabaineis poioi einai oi pragmatikoi sou filoi!!!!

S euxaristw Psaxeme EISAI H MONH POU MOU STATHIKES, s auth thn dyskolh stigmh!!!!

Kammia allh den irthe edw na mou prosferei na kanoume love kai oxi war! Mia tetoia gynaika san esena oneireuomoun sta taksidia mou ana ton kosmo. Mia kopella dynamikh, pou na me katalabainei. Pistepse me se katalaba ki egw apo thn prwth stigmh alla o egwismos kai oi pieseis apo alles files me kanan kai den tolega!!!

Twra pleon to dhlwnw xwris endoiasmous se goustarw!

An mou epitrepeis sto ekseis tha ithela na se thewrw thn cyber-kopella mou. An apodekteis to xeri mou ws kybernogomenou sou, tha stamathsw ta kamaki se auto to forum pantelws!H mexri na ta xalasoume...

Ti les? Prepei na to dokimasw kai auto sthn zwh mou...mia kybernogomena dhladh...Aksizei ton kopo? Goustareis?

Egw lew nai!

Se filw ekei pou den mporw na pw ... mexri na ginei prive to ga-mpip-meno!!!!

Mas exete kleisei to stoma anerastoi...&^^%#^%**()&%$


Peponi kai kanoni mazi oi dyo mas sto sentoni!
Exei kaneis na pei tipotis????

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Re: No more weddings and such crap!!! [Re: SVATS]
      #39796 - Mon Jan 29 2007 03:33 PM

Par-oligo Koumparoulh!!!! Na agiasei to stoma sou agori mou! Kai esy pleon eisai adelfos!!! Teleiwse! Eisai lkai gampip ta paidia! S euxaristw therma!

Ti na pw eimai aforyta sygkinimenos!!!

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Re: No more weddings and such crap!!! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #39797 - Mon Jan 29 2007 03:37 PM

Pantws egw den paizw s auth thn tainia! Na breite allon, arketa trabiksa me auth thn istoria!!

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Re: No more weddings and such crap!!! [Re: Notos]
      #39799 - Mon Jan 29 2007 03:54 PM

Yparxei ena poll...na pshfisete opwsdhpote, poly symantiko!!!!

NOTOS PRIVE YES H NO?

PSHFOUS PARAKALW!!!!!!

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Re: EKSW OI TEXANOI [Re: Notos]
      #39807 - Mon Jan 29 2007 11:48 PM

OUST OKSW APO TO FORUM KSWTIKA...

Na ferete kai ton Xristodoulo na kanei leitourgia kala mou paidia...

Mhn ksefygoume apo ton swsto dromo!

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Re: No more weddings and such crap!!! [Re: SVATS]
      #39839 - Tue Jan 30 2007 11:25 AM

Ντάρι ντάρι, ντάρι ντάρι
ολοι γιναμε κουβαρι
νταρι νταρι,νταρι νταρι
να τα βρισκαμε μακαρι.......Svats kane to kalo kai rixto sto gialo an kai stin prokeimeni periptosi to thema exei lixei dioti o Notos thelei na parameini eleythero pouli, i petinos i tsalapetinos analoga pos to vlepei kaneis

Ase pou ton travane sta dikastiria to palikari to athyrostomo Dikastes kai Farisaioi,ithikologoi kai eksousia oloi ston agona gia na kratisoume to epipedo tou Omo

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Re: No more weddings and such crap!!! [Re: Notos]
      #39840 - Tue Jan 30 2007 11:46 AM

Noto afasia eise telika
exeis ayra elliniki,maggiorikia kai oraia.

Pos vrethikes edo kai kseneroses den katalaveno,mallon emplekses apo oti to kovo alla kai pali o kathenas me mia istoria stin plati eine, ara tzampa i psyxologia, t'afeino kai pao parakato...

Loipon cybergomene mou ela na filithoume ekei pou den mporoume na poume kai ase ton kosmo na koureyete kai min to perneis toso therma to thema tou Prive, mexri na anoixei tha exeis pio pollous exthrous para filous

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Re: Sthn dikia mou! [Re: PsaxeMe]
      #39845 - Tue Jan 30 2007 03:07 PM

Sexy kai glykhtath cybergomenara mou...
Fysika kai tha filithoume opou goustaroume kai ekei pou den mporoume na poume s auta ta fyta ths Theologikhs. Mhn tyxon kai pathoun mhtrika...

Exw mpleksei edw s auto to forum, dioti edw pou zw to Ellhniko stoixeio einai ths taksews twn Arxikarablaxodhmhtropoulewn..OLOI MA OLOI!! Apaksiw na kanw parea mazi tous kai ws ek toutou psaxnw apegnwsmena gia kalh parea estw mesw dyadiktiou kai sygkekrimena edw sto forum auto.

To kalo/kako (h nekropsia tha deiksie telika) einai (opws allwste eidh ksereis) pws goustarw na ta lew xyma, kai epeidh auto to palikari o admin den m afhnei, zhthsa ena prive, opws epishs ksereis...

Pws me mpleksane twra me dikes kai tetoies ksenerwsies den exw idea! Mia na me pantrepsoun theloun, mia na milaw poio kala, mia na me dikasoun, mia na mou thn spasoun..

Katalabaineis mwro mou pws antimetwpizw diafores katastaseis edw mesa, pou den armozoun sthn shmerinh proxwrhmenh koinwnia. Einai skotadistes dystyxws... Einai pisw ta paidia...poly pisw!

Pragmata pou einai fanera kai apla ta kanoun dyskola kai baria!

Dhladh einai h klassikh eksousiokratia, nte kai kala pws einai oloi kati...Pws parexoun ergo...Pws kratane to isozygio...pws einai dikaioi...pws exoun piasei ton Belzeboulh apo ta kerata ki alla tetoia polla.

Bebaia esy ta ksereis auta mwro mou...alla ta ksanalew na akoune merikoi, merikoi...

Telos pantwn tha doume pou tha bgei auth h istoria kai an ksypnhsoun pote apo ton ypno kai mas kanoun thn xarh... tha mporw epitelous na sou lew ti thelw na sou cyberkanw xwris filtra...

ZHTW H ELEUTHERIA!

Se filw sto tetoio tryfera!

Notos se desmo!

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Sthn dikia σou! [Re: Notos]
      #39857 - Tue Jan 30 2007 09:06 PM

Να σου πάρουμε κανένα κεσεδάκι να μαζεύουμε ότι πέφτει, γιατί το forum άρχισε να κολλάει από τα πολλά σιρόπια


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Ερώτηση: Γιατί θέλεις ιδιωτικό forum και δεν παίρνεις την καλή σου να μιλήσετε στο chat με prive;
Γιατί πρέπει να είμαστε μάρτυρες ενός τέτοιου έρωτα και να μαρτυρήσουμε;;;
Έλεος!!!
Και εγώ που νόμιζα ότι το ζητάς για όλους...


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Re: Sthn dikia σou! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #39861 - Tue Jan 30 2007 10:15 PM

Malakies GRAFEIS MALAKIES SOU APANTW...GIA TA SWRWPIA:

Oxi re sy ama goustareis "oti peftei" katse apo katw na mazeueis esy ta swrwpia,ti to thes to kesedaki? Mia oikogeneia eimaste epitelous...

H gomena mou einai cool den kanei zhleies!!!

To prive den to thela gia thn PARTY mou...Gia emas to ithela tous pente - deka...alla esy exeis xasei to nohma apo kairo! Den tha sou kanw anakefalaiwsh, ama skefteis swsta tha katalabeis ti to thelw to prive kai gia poious mas...

Esy mas bazeis kai meta mas bgazeis apo ton kyklo twn kollhtwn opote sou thn baresei.

Twra tha mas peis pws den goustareis prive? Pou to pas re heavy? Ti thes epitelous?
Asxeta me to ti les esy omws...
Egw kserw pws gia na mou kanei prive o megalos prepei na filhsw ola ta opisthia twn moderators kai twn kollhtwn...kai meta isws mas dextei sthn ypshlh kenwnia!!!

Den exei filakia omws, egw autos eimai kai opoios goustarei!

Eimai edw pleon gia na kanw filous kai plaka, kai tipota allo! To prive einai gia na kanw plaka opws goustarw akribws. An to prive ginei patata kai xwros gia na tsakonomaste prwtos egw tha fygw...

Katalabes?

To elpizw gia na hsyxaseis kai na hsuxasoun oloi oi ths eksousias!!!

Den prokeitai na ginei outws h allws, to kserw opote mhn to paizeis pws den ksereis kiolas...Ante arketa me tis malakies sas kai ta behind the scenes skata sas!

Shmera filoi aurio exthroi...den goustarw!


Se filw!

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Re: Sthn dikia σou! [Re: Notos]
      #39880 - Wed Jan 31 2007 02:50 PM

Νότο, γιατί οι άντρες έχουν δύο χέρια;;;
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Μια και με το ελεύθερο χέρι κρατάς το remote control, άλλαξε κανένα κανάλι, το channel notos έχει κάνει κοιλιά
Εγώ δεν σε φιλώ, για να μην ζηλέψει η cybergom..na σου

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Re: Afou to les esy!!! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #39892 - Wed Jan 31 2007 05:21 PM

Etsi thanai! Ti protineis na kanw sto mellwn na ta kleisw ta magazia?

Pou na paw pleon? Ase to brika tha sou pw meta!

Egw se ksanafilw!!!!Sou eipa h dikia mou den einai zhliara, opote thes rikse mou ki esy kana filaki...

Sthn dikh me poion tha eisai? Me mena h me to kathxhtiko?

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Re: Afou to les esy!!! [Re: Notos]
      #39896 - Wed Jan 31 2007 05:46 PM

Quote:

Sthn dikh me poion tha eisai? Me mena h me to kathxhtiko?




Ακόμα δεν έχω αποφασίσει...
Περιμένω να δω διαγωγή!


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Μην τυχών και σε χάσει και μετά τι θα κάνει

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Re: Afou to les esy!!! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #39897 - Wed Jan 31 2007 05:50 PM

Auta mou kaneis kai me xalas!!!

Kane oti thes egw pantws koilia kse koilia to remote den to xrhsimopoiw...Ektos ki an kerdisw to prive...Tote ola allazoun!!!

Mexri tote krataw to poulaki mou kai perimenw...

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Re: H gynaika mou pou einai??? [Re: Notos]
      #39913 - Wed Jan 31 2007 08:08 PM

Re mwro mou pou gyrnas bradiatiko? Exoume dikh se xreiazomai! To GPS toxeis mazi sou???

Se filw kai panw kai katw, ela spiti!!!!

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Re: H gynaika mou pou einai??? [Re: Notos]
      #39927 - Thu Feb 01 2007 02:18 AM

Λίγη αξιοπρέπεια αγαπητέ Νότε!!!
Τα εν οίκω μη εν δήμω.

Η παρ'ολίγον σύζυγος


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Re: H gynaika mou pou einai??? [Re: Skylitsa]
      #39935 - Thu Feb 01 2007 08:38 AM

H sxesh mas einai anoikth skylitsa gi auto thn goustarw thn kopella....Ok???

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Re: H gynaika mou pou einai??? [Re: Notos]
      #39941 - Thu Feb 01 2007 09:57 AM

Mia mera feygo kai otan gyrizo vrisko na ginete Xamos sto Isioma!!!

Sto idio ergo theatis einai vareto manaraki....kapos etsi den eitan kai stin arxi?

Anarotieme......den erxese kana taxidaki stin Nea Yersey mpas kai vouloseis kana louki kai kselampikari i theia pou ta 'xei paixei kanonika kai me ton nomo?

Olo ypoula xtypimata kai farmakologia kai paratirisa oti einai geniko to kako me opia sou chatarei...na thymitho...TwinKate,Skylitsa kai den symazeyete.

Noto darling den xero an to exeis katalavei alla exeis your very own stalker baby

Eyxome na min einai apothimeno ayto to pathos kai na exailixthei thetika tis prosexes imeres!!

Oso gia to diko mas to amartolo ena exo na sou po....

Mpanaki manakiiiii mpanaki manakiiiiiiiii mpanaki na voulosoume ta loukia manakiiiiiiii!!!!

Min ydronei to aytaki sou pantos, ase ton kosmo na xairete me oti mporei...psyxiko kanoume

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Re: H gynaika mou pou einai??? [Re: PsaxeMe]
      #39956 - Thu Feb 01 2007 04:40 PM

Les? Xmmmm!!!!

NA KANW PSYXIKO KAI EKTOS FORUM? Ki ama pesw se kammia theogomena kai goustarw????Tote ti kanoume mwro mou?

Den thn exw dei se fwto, oute esena, oute eseis emena...
Mpa den paw tha katsw edw mazi sas na trwgeste na lew ki egw ta dika mou ek tou asfalous!

Ama omws paw??? Den kserw twra exw mperdeutei!!!

Mpa den paw!!!!

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Re: H gynaika mou pou einai??? κάνει βελονάκι με όλα τα επακόλουθα!!! [Re: Notos]
      #39959 - Thu Feb 01 2007 06:29 PM

Μίλησε κανείς, γιατί άκουσα μια κλ...ιά!!!
Είναι η βοθρίλα που έρχετε από το 2ο post πάνω από το δικό μου.



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Προσοχή, αυτή η μπόχα περιπλανιέται αδέσποτη, από forum σε forum, ψάχνοντας να βρει ένα στέκι...
Πω πωωωω, πως αντέχεις ρε συ Νότο...πιφφφφφ


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Re: H gynaika mou pou einai??? κάνει βελονάκι με όλα τα επακόλουθα!!! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #39963 - Thu Feb 01 2007 08:29 PM

Egw eimai Bazelos so no problem! O kalos o mylos ola t alethei...afou kanw parea kai me sena PSAROLYMPIC mou.
Oles mou myrizete poly omorfa telika!

Den mporw na syneisferw tipota allo s auth thn shzhthsh...lypame.

Eseis gynaikes eiste brhte ta mones sas!!!

Ki an den ta breite O Notos edw einai na mou peite ton pono sas.

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Re: H gynaika mou pou einai??? κάνει βελονάκι με όλα τα επακόλουθα!!! [Re: Notos]
      #39965 - Thu Feb 01 2007 08:48 PM

Ε ναι το γκομ....άκι τουλάχιστον σίγουρα θα το κάνει...


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Συνέχεια πονάει αυτό το κορίτσι...
Όλο πονεμένα posts κάνει
Η ψαρίλα πάντως είναι καλύτερη από την βοθρίλα (τα είπαμε εμείς, βαζελίνη κώ..ος και τα συναφή που μυρίζεις εσύ)

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Re: H gynaika mou pou einai??? κάνει βελονάκι με όλα τα επακόλουθα!!! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #39967 - Thu Feb 01 2007 09:30 PM

Ola kala einai agaph na yparxei! Esy dhladh den tha mou peis ton pono sou kale???

Giati bre koritsi mou egw den eimai o kalos kai pistos sou filos...?

Ti ftaiw egw an tsakwnesai me thn gom..na mou?

Me stenaxwreis twra teleutaia synexws kai alyphta!!!

M agapas h den m agapas telika?

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