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Re: Cafe " To steki tou Notou" [Re: Notos]
      #37442 - Thu Oct 19 2006 08:22 PM

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mou anabei mia primitive diathesh



Ναι Νότο, εγώ και οι Manowar
Δεν μου λες εσύ, σε ποια απ'όλες θα πρωτοπάς;;;
Και σκέφτηκες και το άλλο;;;
Όταν έχεις πολλές στην σειρά, η απόδοση αρχίζει και πέφτει και φαντάζομαι τις τελευταίας, τι εντύπωση θα τις αφήσεις
Όσο για το walk-in ψυγείο είναι μια τέλεια ιδέα για να κάνεις την Εσκιμώα σου, να αισθανθεί σαν στο σπίτι της (μόνο λίγο ποιο μεγάλο)
Ε ρε που έχει να πέσει εκεί μέσα...


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Re: Cafe " To steki tou Notou" [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37444 - Thu Oct 19 2006 09:10 PM

Bre kouto den ksereis pws oso poio poly to xrhsimopoieis toso poio poly to dynamwneis?

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Re: Cafe "Pou einai ta agorakia?" [Re: Notos]
      #37445 - Thu Oct 19 2006 09:12 PM



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To anekdoto me ton kokora sta Trikala to ksereis?

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Re: Cafe "Pou einai ta agorakia?" [Re: SVATS]
      #37446 - Thu Oct 19 2006 09:19 PM

Kala ton kokora ton gnwrizw ( esena) aftes oi pout..nes poies einai?

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Re: Cafe "Pou einai ta agorakia?" [Re: Notos]
      #37447 - Thu Oct 19 2006 09:31 PM

kotes ALANIARES

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Pws me gnwrises re toso efkola? pw pw pw paratiritikotita

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Re: Cafe "Pou einai ta agorakia?" [Re: SVATS]
      #37449 - Thu Oct 19 2006 09:42 PM

Wraios o pthnotrofos!!! Loipon filara steile kai kammia kota na baloume ston fourno na fame edw me ta koritsia.

Kai egw gia antallagma tha sou steilw mia agria despoinida pou periseuei, mia Gallido-eskimwa einai kai ths ypaitrhou, tha thn breite mazi, eimai sigouros!

Gia perissoteres plhrofories na apotatheis sthn: Twin kate.



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Re: Cafe Eskimoes mavres erotiares [Re: Notos]
      #37450 - Thu Oct 19 2006 09:47 PM

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mia Gallido-eskimwa einai kai ths ypaitrhou, tha thn breite mazi, eimai sigouros!





Ase file, ase tis eskimoes, stamata na tis skeptese.

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Re: Cafe " To steki tou Notou" [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37451 - Thu Oct 19 2006 10:00 PM

Den kserw pou einai to myalo sou? To diko mou pantws einai sto koko! Kai analywntas ola mou ta kamakia edw mesa oles autes tis meres...katalabainw pws telika to poio logiko einai na thn peftw mono se sena. Gia ton aplo logo: Eimaste konta kai symferei!

Ase pou me sena tha lysw polla mou erwtimatika gia to mysthrio "thyliko" Eipame exeis to kati tis to primitive....Pou shmainei pws mporei na mhn xreiastei na paw oute Alaska oute me Indianes...

Diathrw to dikaiwma se periptwsh pou den ikanopoihthw... na episkeftw kai alles xwres...opws Gallia p.x.

Prospathw na aplopoihsw thn zwh mas.

Se filw poio agria apo prin!

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Re: Cafe Eskimoes mavres erotiares [Re: SVATS]
      #37452 - Thu Oct 19 2006 10:01 PM

Ki enas pou koimithike me kotes to prwi ekane auga!!!!

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Re: Cafe Eskimoes mavres erotiares [Re: Notos]
      #37453 - Thu Oct 19 2006 10:23 PM

Aftos? Swatsenegger itane?
i ta ekane ta avga i kota?

Mou fenete oti apo tis polles eskimoes den ksereis ti les

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Ase ta kafeneia kai diavase biologia

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Re: Cafe Eskimoes mavres erotiares [Re: SVATS]
      #37454 - Thu Oct 19 2006 10:25 PM

ase thn biologia kai phda kammia kyria...

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Re: Cafe Eskimoes mavres erotiares [Re: Notos]
      #37455 - Thu Oct 19 2006 10:40 PM

Αν πηδήξει φράχτη (που είναι ποιο εύκολο), πιάνετε;;;

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Re: Cafe Eskimoes mavres erotiares [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37456 - Thu Oct 19 2006 11:00 PM

Esy ti thatheles na me deis na

fraxtes?

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se fraxti kathese?

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Re: Cafe "Pou einai ta agorakia?" [Re: Notos]
      #37467 - Fri Oct 20 2006 11:11 AM

Poios thelei plhrofories gia th geitonissa ???

Grhgora giati stamathsse apexw mia ntalika pou grafei
"Galloeskimwikai metaforai H WRAIA PINDOS" kai o odhgos mou
fainetai rwmios !!!!

Lete na sas th faei allos kai na th steilei apo kei pou'rthe ??

SVATS , NOTO... trexate reeeeeeee...!
Paw na skasw ta lastixa ....

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Re: Cafe "Pou einai ta agorakia?" [Re: TwinKate]
      #37471 - Fri Oct 20 2006 01:40 PM

Ama einai Grekos...den peirazei egw aposyromai! Ektos ki an thn thelei o Svats...

Svats trexa ama goustareis DIKIA SOU!

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Re: Cafe "Pou einai ta agorakia?" [Re: Notos]
      #37472 - Fri Oct 20 2006 01:55 PM

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Ama einai Grekos...den peirazei egw aposyromai!




Pws kaneis etsi vre Note?... einai san na souxarize o Niarxos tin Paris Hilton gia ena vrady kai esy na peis oxi,oxi efoson einai gomena Grekou..............

Telws pantwn... pia einai i geitonisa?
Ti xrwma einai i Ntalika?
Tha parei kai fetos to protathlima o Olympiakos?

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Re: Cafe "Pou einai ta agorakia?" [Re: SVATS]
      #37473 - Fri Oct 20 2006 03:18 PM

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Telika tin pire tin klisi?





Αυτό το τελευταίο τι το ήθελες βρε συ SVATS και με βρήκες στο σημερινό ευαίσθητο μου σημείο.

Άρπαξα σήμερα μία κλήση που ήταν όλη δικιά μου.

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Re: Cafe "Pou einai ta agorakia?" [Re: SVATS]
      #37474 - Fri Oct 20 2006 04:23 PM

Kai poios sou eipe oti goustarw thn Paris Hilton?

Exeis kati bitsia re mpip!!!

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Re: Oxx amannn !!! [Re: GIORGOS_Athens_Hellas]
      #37477 - Sat Oct 21 2006 03:20 AM

Na kanoume ena refene na tin plerwssoume pareoula thn klisi ????? Den t afinoume etsi t'aderfia mas !

Antras sou tin egrapse h gynaika ?
Tis batsines tis lene xaideftika "melitzanes" sth Gallia, logw sxhmatos... xereis aftes tis melitzanes pou vazoume sta gemista, tis flaskes...


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Re: Oxx amannn !!! [Re: TwinKate]
      #37481 - Sat Oct 21 2006 07:16 AM

Δεν ξέρω Twinaki αν ήταν αγγούρας, μελιτζάνος ή μελιτζάνα φλασκιά, μακρουλή, ιμάμ μπαϊλντί ή παπουτσάκια γιατί έλειπα, η κλήση ήταν για παράνομο παρκάρισμα και την βρήκα.
Αλλά τι να κάνουμε, θα πληρώσω πάραυτα!

Κράτα να κάνουμε παρεούλα αν θέλεις αλλά όχι λόγω της κλήσης.


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Re: Cafe " To steki tou Notou" [Re: Notos]
      #37482 - Sat Oct 21 2006 07:56 AM

ARSENIKA ZHTAGATE...Oriste irthan...

Pou gyrnate bre alaniares? Ta paidia balan ta koustoumia tous, fagane kai klhseis, edw phdane kai kagkela merikoi...

Ta agoria einai euaisthita, ama den tous dinete shmasia ARXIZOUN TOUS KAUGADES METAKSY TOUS.

Blepete ti trabaw me ton Svats...irthe to paidi edw na milhsei se kammia kopella kai akoma kai h eskimwa ton ekla..sorry egrapse ithela na pw!!

Mphke ligo agarmpa sto magazi alla dikos mas einai, epeidh einai ligo parapanw "Ellhnaras" mhn to snomparoume to paidi!

Egw sas afhnw shmeris, exw mia douleia...alla me to pou tha gyrisw elpizw na exw dei kapoio sobaro kamaki se ekseliksh.



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Re: Oxx amannn !!! [Re: GIORGOS_Athens_Hellas]
      #37490 - Sat Oct 21 2006 03:07 PM

ELEOS, OXI ALLO KARPOUZI !!!!!

VRES ALLO FROUTO...



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Re: Oxx amannn !!! [Re: TwinKate]
      #37491 - Sat Oct 21 2006 03:19 PM

Το θέμα είναι να φας... μην μείνεις νηστική και ας μην είναι και φρούτο.



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Re: Cafe Eskimoes mavres erotiares [Re: SVATS]
      #37493 - Sat Oct 21 2006 09:06 PM

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Esy ti thatheles na me deis na



SVATS,
θέλεις να σου κρατάω το φανάρι;;; (γιατί αλλιώς δεν υπάρχει περίπτωση να σε δω)


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Re: Oxx amannn !!! [Re: GIORGOS_Athens_Hellas]
      #37499 - Sun Oct 22 2006 09:54 AM

Entaxei esy de eides giorgo an einai antras h gynaika gia paranomo parkarisma.
Tetoia periptosh mou tuxe ki emena to dekembri pou mas perase kai giati hmoun molis miso metro
mesa apo th tampela tou paranomou parkarismatos.
E loipon th klisi ,mou thn edose mia gkomena thn epiasa akribos thn ora pou thn egrafe kai ths leo go
e tora gia to miso metro siga to pragma alla h gkomena eixe hdh kopsei th klhsh. Htan kai komatos kai dinei kai kliseis de bariese auta exei h zoh.
Euxaristos tha ths thn epefta alla mou dose th klhsh kai m erikse psyxologika!


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