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Re: Dinner for two [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37614 - Fri Oct 27 2006 11:14 PM

Nai re Giorgo...Poio megalh foto den eixe?
Na theloume dyo othones na broume to reply???

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Re: Sex h kokoretsi? [Re: Notos]
      #37615 - Fri Oct 27 2006 11:36 PM

Ksafnika brethika antimetwpos me antifronountes kai rwtw sta isia ti protimate sex h kokoretsi?

Edw to magazi den xwraei pshstaries kai kotetsia, o xwros einai periorismenos kai an einai na bazete kammia foto nte kai kala, toulaxiston balte kammia theogomena na pianei kai treis othones...no problem!

Loipon sas filw koukles kai na bazete kai kana aggouri sthn mapa, kanei kalo sthn epidermida lene oi eidikoi!

Parte kai kana advil na sas perasei h periodos kai otan synelthete elate na sas ktyphsw to frapedaki...

Pws ta lew o diktatwr???


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Re: Dinner for two [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37617 - Sat Oct 28 2006 12:46 AM

Ooops!!!
Στο "statement" μου ξέφυγε το "e" και δεν μπορώ να κάνω edit.
Είδες τι μου κάνει το αρνί σου Γιώργο;;;
Υπερκαλύπτει τα πάντα


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Re: Dinner for two [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37624 - Sat Oct 28 2006 04:20 AM

Το αρνί φαγώθηκε, πάμε για το επόμενο...

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Re: Dinner for two [Re: GIORGOS_Athens_Hellas]
      #37625 - Sat Oct 28 2006 04:27 AM

Που φαγώθηκε;;; Εγώ ακόμα εκεί το βλέπω.
Άσε που αν είχε φαγωθεί θα έβλεπα το "reply" χωρίς να χρειαστεί να κουνήσω ούτε το μικρό μου δαχτυλάκι


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Re: Dinner for two [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37626 - Sat Oct 28 2006 04:32 AM

Φαγώθηκε και μάλιστα με την τήρηση δημοκρατικών διαδικασιών...

Κάνε και καμιά ανανέωση της σελίδας.

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Re: Dinner for two [Re: GIORGOS_Athens_Hellas]
      #37627 - Sat Oct 28 2006 04:47 AM

Επιτέλους συμμαζεύτηκε λίγο αυτό το thread


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Re: Dinner for two [Re: GIORGOS_Athens_Hellas]
      #37632 - Sat Oct 28 2006 01:26 PM

orea h foto giorgo tetoies fotografies anigoun thn oreksh mono pou exo oreksh gia arni tsioka pou leme kai sto xorio mou
Alla pou na bro arni edo pou meno mou fenete tha boleuto me kamia pitza etsi gia na fygei h ligoura


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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37633 - Sat Oct 28 2006 01:52 PM

E nai, eprepe na ksexylisoun ta kopsidia ektos othonhs gia na kanoume kati.

Pou na toksera pws tha mou to kanoun pshstaria, tha ebaza nomous...Alla eipa pws edw exoume thn apolyth eleutheria kai etsi den ebala nomous. To thread einai apolytws dhmokratiko me mia dosh xountas gia na zwntaneuoun ta aimata otan limniazoun kai den brazoun...

O kosmos thelei dhmokratia alla h poly eleutheria ftanei sta akra kammia fora (blepe foto ksexylismeno kokoretsi)

Opote pou kai pou, tha sas thn lew, kai tha me lete diktatwra, alla kserete kala pws eimai freedom loving kai kokoretsi loving alla exw ki egw ta oria mou.

Thelw twra na sas pw ena oneiro pou problithike sto yposeinhdhto mou exthes to brady:

Hmoun se mia pshstaria pou legotan "george's brocherrie"
kai htan dyo serbitores. H mia milage mia dialekto pou emoiaze me Gallika alla thn katalabena poly kala kai eixe mia foberh mytoula... H allh emoiaze xamenh (kammia sxesh me thn filh mou thn psaxeme)kai den thn katalabaina an kai thn sympathisa poly.

Telika ekei pou trww ta kopsidia mou kai xalbadiazw tis dyo serbitores tsoup skaei myth h Anita pania...W re magka mou zalistika!!! Forage mono eswrouxa maura kai zartieres kai maura papoutsia me kati takounia poly sexy!!!

Erxetai kathetai dipla mou kai mou pernei olo to kokoretsi apo to piato kai to petaei sto patwma. Anebainei auth sto trapezi kai....ekeinh thn stigmh skaei myth o svats me ena forhto siderenio kotetsi sto xeri kai anoigei thn porta kai afhnei kammia dekaria kotopoula eleuthera epanw sthn Anita...Trellathika, sikwthika epanw kai epiasa ton Svats apo ta mallia kai tou ebala thn mourh mesa sto kokoretsi.

Autos arxise na trwei astamathta kai me lyssa wspou petagetai o George o idiokthths kai ton pernei apo ekei kai ton bazei mesa sto kotetsi. Pianei ta kotopoula ena ena kai ta bgazei eksw. Ekei ta paralambanei mia eskimwa me enan Ellhna ntalikierh kai feugoun gia Sibhria h Alaska...

Oi dyo oi serbitores arxizoun na bazoun to magazi se taksh pali kai mou fernoun mia terastia piatela me thn Anita epanw kai mou thn bazoun sto trapezi kai mou lene synexise agori mou...Paw na ormiksw sthn Anita kai tsoup emfanizetai o filos mou O Sarda me dyo skylopsara aggalia...

Mou leei ela dikie mou ase thn Anita kai ela na fame karxaria. Tou lew katse re megale na afhsw thn Anita?

Nai mou leei, kai dinei tous dyo karxaries sto George, autos tous bazei epanw sthn pshstaria kai arxizei na tous pshnei. Ekei erxontai pali oi dyo serbitores kai mou pairnoun thn Anita apo to trapezi. Erxetai kai kathete diplamou mia Indiana me ftera sto kefali kai kati poupoulenia eswrouxa...Mou leei irthe h wra...Lew ti?

Gdysou ki ela, irthe h wra na dokimaseis kai emena...

Oi serbitores xwreuan gyrw gyrw apo to trapezi me tsekouria sto xeri. O Sarda ktypage ena ntefi Kai O svats xoreue mesa sto kotetsi. H mousikh htan ena meigma reggae - tsifteteli!

Anebainei sto trapezi h Indiana kai xoreuei tsifteteli erxetai ksana H Anita kai sprwxnei thn Indiana apo to trapezi kai anebainei auth...Ginete enas panikos malliotrabiounte oi dyo tous. erxete kai mia dimoiria Indianwn cherokee kai pianoun to kloubi me ton Svats kai to petane pros thn Anita...Ekei ta peirame pleon oloi oi Ellhnes apeleuthrwnoume ton Svats kai kanoume enan kyklo se styl karabani alla Lucky luke, tis zartieres kai to soutien ths Anitas ta kaname sfentona kai tous eksfendonizame
piata kai pothria, to kloubi, tous karxaries thn pshstaria, karekles...

Mesa se olh auth thn entash erxetai h Heavy kai me mia matia kanei tous Indianous kai trepontai se fygh!!!

Aggaliazomaste loipon oloi gia thn spoudaia nikh kai orkizomaste pote ma pote ksana na mhn pame se pshstaria sto internet!

Sas filw me aperioristh eunomwsynh adelfia!!!

Paw na koimithw mpas kai phdhk sw epitelous thn Anita!!!



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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: Notos]
      #37634 - Sat Oct 28 2006 02:09 PM

Quote:

Mesa se olh auth thn entash erxetai h Heavy kai me mia matia kanei tous Indianous kai trepontai se fygh!!!





Νότο, έσκασα μύτη με τα δερμάτινα, και φοβήθηκαν ότι τα scalps τους θα γίνουν ρούχα, και την έκαναν χαλαρά


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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37635 - Sat Oct 28 2006 03:03 PM

Me pianeis me thn prwth! Gi auto se paw, yparxei xhmeia edw...

Ta eukolws ennooumena paralyponte fyika! To oneiro xreiazotan mia hrwida kai den mporousa na skeftw allh katallhloterh...

Allwste mou dineis thn entypwsh poly dynamikhs despoinidos.

Den mporw na koimithw meshmeriatika... Pali edw tha thn bgalw!

Ti trabame ki emeis oi xountikoi dhmokrates erastes!!!

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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: Notos]
      #37640 - Sun Oct 29 2006 01:46 AM

xaxaxax !!! zhtw h trella panathemase, exoyme kafeneio me ta ola toy !!!

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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: Notos]
      #37651 - Sun Oct 29 2006 09:06 AM

Agapimene mou Noto

afto to oneiro einai akrws shmadiako, asse exei messa tossous symvolismous pou egw ta exw xassei!!

De mi les ??,
Na to kanw copy na to steilo sto Parissi stin Ecole de Freud, ekei ta megala myala tha kanoune kamia ermhneia poly psyxanalytikia! Den tous kseroune tous Ellinares kai tha psaxnontai meres me to yposyneidhto sou !
Kai pou ksereis, mporei kai na to ekdossoune se kana synedrio kai na vgaloume kai kana fragko !!!
Na kanoume kai anakainissh to magazi, kainourgies karekles kai hlekrtika xtypitiria gia tous frapedes, ti les ???
(eides posso to ponao to steki... )

Megale NOTO 8A SE KANW DIASHMO !!

Asse pou ama tous valoume kai twto ths Anitas gia attachment, ekei tha ginei MEGA PANHGYRIIII...



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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: ALEXIA*]
      #37675 - Mon Oct 30 2006 08:29 PM

Alexia mou sto epomeno oneiro thes na eisai ki esy????

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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: Notos]
      #37677 - Mon Oct 30 2006 08:50 PM

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Alexia mou sto epomeno oneiro thes na eisai ki esy????




Ε ναι ρε συ Νότο.... Κάνεις διακρίσεις;;;
Βάλ΄τους όλους μέσα να μην παραπονιέται κανείς


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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #37688 - Tue Oct 31 2006 01:31 AM

Kala les...na mhn adikw tis files mou...

Tha balw kai thn Psaxeme sthn epomenh yperparagwgh porno ths neas mou etaireias:

Notos dreams enterprizes LLC

Kai meta apo auto to ergo tha kanw kai ena ntokymanter comedy/thriller me titlo:

"The twin Marggie files" The beggining...

Kalo e?

Kai tha exei kai part two:

"The evil twin doghterer" altered states...

Einai kai Halloween...

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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: TwinKate]
      #37690 - Tue Oct 31 2006 01:42 AM

Yah baby!!! Kala ola auta pou les...kai goustarw, sta kotetsia ti gyreueis omws mporeis na mou peis?

Kai h kollhth sou h xaseme giati mas kla nei? Ti epathe den goustarei thn parea mas?

Epeidh mas thn bghke agarmpa kai ths thn psyloeipame thn ekane???

Etsi kanoun oi swstes oi alaniares? Pou einai???

Edw thn kaname kamaki. mas goustarhse twra ti egine?

Telos pantwn ama thn breis pes ths pws thn psaxnei O Notos na rthei na kanoume mia porno tainia...

Einai kairos na afhsoume ta misoi kai ta pathoi kai na kanoume thn pipa ths eirhnhs ( Ston Noto) pou lene bre adelfe...

Sas agapw kai tis dyo
kai perimenw mazi sas
na thn brw
opws sthn arxh
otan me goustarate poly
yoy oyo yo yo

to epomeno
oneiro einai porno
sas xreiazomai tis dyo
na sas kanw ena augo
yo yo yo
na to steilw
sto Savtsouli
na to balei
sto kotetsi
na to klwshsei
opws t aresei.
yo yo yo yo



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Re: Glykos efialths [Re: Notos]
      #37698 - Tue Oct 31 2006 03:49 AM

Noto cheri

mh mou ana8eteis tetoies armodiothtes dioti fevgw diakopes gia ski stis gallikes alpeis!
Kai de me lene Nikoloulh.

Essy eksallou eissai gewgrafika pio konta sthn Psaxeme kai pistevw pws ama pieis olo to gala sou tha katafereis na thn koitakseis sta matia kai na tis proteineis monos sou th symmetoxh ths stis pornoyperparagwges sou.

An niotheis akoma... kapws, pies kai deftero pothri gala.

Egw den thrw tous orous symmetoxhs, eimai konth, asxhmh, xontrh, trixwth, me petaxta aftia kai dontia, eksogwmena matia, fagwmena nyxia (pws tha kanw th skhnh me to gratsounisma sthn plath?)

Ma gia katse...gia thymissou.... essy den eixes hdh vrei mia prwtagwnistria??


Filia apo to Mont Blanc



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Re: Lathos twin, den milaga gia sena... [Re: TwinKate]
      #37700 - Tue Oct 31 2006 07:14 AM

Einai mia allh twin H Marggie....Telos pantwn, pantws den ennoousa esena!

Se filw!


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Re: Lathos twin, den milaga gia sena... [Re: Notos]
      #37701 - Tue Oct 31 2006 07:16 AM

mmmmm !!!!!!!!!
m'aressoun oi gonypeteis sygnwmesssssssss !!!!!
filiaaaaaaaa


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Re: Lathos twin, den milaga gia sena... [Re: TwinKate]
      #37709 - Tue Oct 31 2006 12:20 PM

yo bro, scandals and dreams are not my thing... get me? I was just tired and in need of a cup of coffee... but baby, you couldn't even supply that ... oh well maybe when you're dreaming

Heavy, me ksereis gia paraponiara? I don't think so.. paw gia kafe, me ksenerosate


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Re: Lathos twin, den milaga gia sena... [Re: Notos]
      #37712 - Tue Oct 31 2006 12:35 PM

Τελικά Νότο, έφυγε η μαργαρίτα και την θέση της δεν την πήρε μόνο μία, αλλά δύο.
Βέβαια η μαργαριτούλα έκανε από μόνη της για εκατό.
Φεύγοντας όμως, επειδή μας σκέφτηκε, μας άφησε παρακαταθήκη την evil twin sister της



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Re: Lathos twin, den milaga gia sena... [Re: ALEXIA*]
      #37714 - Tue Oct 31 2006 01:20 PM

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Heavy, me ksereis gia paraponiara???



Γιατί... ποιος είπε ότι παραπονέθηκες;;;



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Re:CafeKatin tou Notou [Re: Notos]
      #37715 - Tue Oct 31 2006 01:28 PM

Noto,

telika oxi mono xtypas alla eise kai Frappes o idios!

Adeiases kai egines san marameni...vourtsa.

Allios se gnorisa kai gia ayto sou edosa the time of the day baby alla ksefouskoses san rezerva kai den tsoulaei to kinoumeno pleon

Pefteis megale se katinistika gia na travixeis prosoxi kai den sou paei.

Megala paidia eimaste eipame na leme ta pragmata me to onoma tous kai na paizoume fair kai square alla tsampa kopos.

Loipon afou tin vriskete etsi synexiste.

Ego tha sas doso kati na masate en to metaxy mpas kai mpoukosei to stoma sas kai den ftynete alla tsoflia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kHmvEPsVu0

Ayta apo mena.Otan epistrepso kai an, elpizo na se vro stin palia sou forma kai oxi se kolan me rhinestones,na kaneis parea me anerastes

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Re:CafeKatin tou Notou [Re: PsaxeMe]
      #37716 - Tue Oct 31 2006 01:49 PM

Ti les mwrh patata??? Se kaname kai me steki kai milas ki olas!

Les kai eixes kalytero na pas prin...Sou brwmisame twra mandam? Sta paparia mas, les kai sou kaname protash na se mpip kaneis...

Exw barethei tous ageneis antres pou theloun na legontai gynaikes. Tsaka thn sayionara kai bolepsou mexri na breis to tsokaro...

Edw menoun osoi to exoun osoi einai le-kompleks thn kanoun.

Kai egw pou se perasa gia gynaika "Thanash" mpetatzh...

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