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Re: Adiafora kai xalara. [Re: Giorgos]
      #37917 - Sun Nov 05 2006 11:50 PM

Milhse o arxhgos kai mas thn eipe pali! Bre ti trabame opou kai na pame kapoios tha mas thn xalasei!

Paw na brw kana allo forum gia merikes meres na hsyxasete apo ton kako Noto.

Otan gyrisw, an eimai akoma melos kai den me exoun diagrapsei tha afosiwthw se ena kainourgio thread!

Sas agapw!

PS: Notos is in self exile for a while.

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Re: Adiafora kai xalara. [Re: Notos]
      #37921 - Mon Nov 06 2006 06:56 AM

Mh masas re megale. Emeis ta koproskyla (parnton, ta karavoskyla h8ela na pw) den katalavainoume apo kati tetoia.
Akolou8ame pista to paradeigma tou MEGALOU PROVATOY kai eime8a etoimoi na peswmen sto pedion ths timhs, maxwmenoi mexri teleutaias ranidos tou aimatos mas, yper ths dwrean xorighshs Viagra kai Sialis.

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Re: EllhnoAgglikoGalliko Frontistirio [Re: TwinKate]
      #37926 - Mon Nov 06 2006 02:02 PM

Εγώ από την πλευρά μου θα ήθελα να ευχαριστήσω δημόσια την εταιρεία Notos Interlingua S.A. για τις υπηρεσίες που προσέφερε στο τέλος στον τομέα της μετάφρασης. Μελλοντικές υπηρεσίες αν υπάρξουν πιστεύω να είναι της ίδιας μορφής.

Και ένα τραγουδάκι ανάλογο με το πνεύμα...

Σου τό 'χω πει τόσες φορές
αγάπη μου
και θα στο πώ άλλες τόσες
άκου λοιπόν το σ' αγαπώ
αγάπη μου
σ' όλες της γής τις γλώσσες

Σ' αγαπώ ελληνικά
ίο τ' άμο ιταλικά
ζε βουζέμ φραντσέζικα
άϊ λάβ γιού εγγλέζικα

Γιό τέ άμο ισπανικά
και πορτογαλέζικα
γιά χα μπίπι αράπικα
τσέ τσά κό κινέζικα

Σ' αγαπώ ίχ λίμπε ντίχ
μόνο εσένα αγαπώ
πως αλλιώς να σου το πώ
σ' αγαπώ γιά βάς λιού μπλιού
μόνο εσένα αγαπώ
πως αλλιώς να σου το πώ





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Re: TwinKate kai h methodos ths pisinas [Re: GIORGOS_Athens_Hellas]
      #37950 - Tue Nov 07 2006 06:01 PM

AX VRE GIORGO....
OLA PREPEI NA TA LES ???
AFOU EKANES BANIO KI ESSY KAI OLO SOU TO SOI
EIMASTE H DEN EIMASTE KORMARES ????




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Re: Adiafora kai xalara. [Re: Sardanapalos]
      #37951 - Tue Nov 07 2006 10:34 PM

Megale Sarda!!!
Ti na masshsw? Autoeksoristika gia na mhn milhsw pali Ispanika, gia na mhn kourazw ton arxhgo, kai na mhn tou kanw to forum koloxaneio. ( An kai den to ekana, apla exoume allo bathmo anektikothtas ston xabale alla etsi eipe o arxhgos...ti na kanoume? ) Me rwthse ki olas an mou lypei toso??? Ti na apanthseis twra mou les??? : Exw thn apanthsh alla....exe xarh. Den ta lene auta ta pragmata!!!

Par oti eimai shmera edw paramenw autoeksoristos

Mphka gia ligo na sou pw pws eimai mazi sou ston agwna gia ta dwrean farmaka! Den ta anaferw (ta farmaka) gia na mhn ton kourasw ton Megalo!

Den grafw tipota allo... (eipame den theloume na kourazoume ton arxhgo)

( H mpala einai ok arxhge?) H thn kourasa ki auth?

Geia sou re Sarda!



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Re: Adiafora kai xalara. [Re: Notos]
      #37953 - Tue Nov 07 2006 11:29 PM

File Note, o arxhgos einai OK alla me tosa pou travaei exei diataraxtei ligaki to neuriko tou systhma. Mhn ton parexhgeis, dikos mas an8rwpos einai!!

Gia mena eftase h wra na salparw gia thn Anatolh giati vare8hka kai kourastika re file tosa xronia sto kourbeti.
Me8aurio prwta o 8eos vazw rota gia mesogeio alla elpizw h epafh na mhn xa8ei giati oi an8rwpoi me phgaio xioumor spanizoun sthn epoxh mas.

Xairetw apo ta Amerikanika edafh kai 8a ta poume pleon apo to yperperan, molis kataf8asw.
Euxomai se olous kalh proodo kai "Nostimon Hmar" kapoia mera ma to kalo.

Ante twra ena tsifteteli na xalarwsoume me 5-6 provatines na kselampikaroume....Aganta...

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Re: Adiafora kai xalara. [Re: Sardanapalos]
      #37956 - Tue Nov 07 2006 11:57 PM

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Xairetw apo ta Amerikanika edafh kai 8a ta poume pleon apo to yperperan, molis kataf8asw.




Kalo taksidi navarxe.

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Re: TwinKate kai h methodos ths pisinas [Re: TwinKate]
      #37961 - Wed Nov 08 2006 12:56 AM

Αφού είσαι Twin θα έχεις και εσύ μεγάλο σόι.

Οπότε μπορείς να το φέρεις να κάνουμε μπάνιο όλοι παρέα.

Το νερό δεν ξέρω μόνο αν φτάσει για τόσες κορμάρες.




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Re: Adiafora kai xalara. [Re: SVATS]
      #37965 - Wed Nov 08 2006 07:42 AM

Auto to "NAYARXE" poly me sygkinhse re morti.
Na sai kala pou mou exypswses to h8iko!!!

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Mε ενδιαφέρον και στην τσίτα... [Re: Notos]
      #37993 - Fri Nov 10 2006 12:00 AM

Ρε Νότο, αν ανοίγεις καφενείο,πρέπει και να φροντίσεις να σερβίρεις τους πελάτες σου, αλλιώς θα την κοπανήσουν για άλλα καφενεία που θα έχει και "ψητό" μέσα (μεζεδάκι δηλαδή), όπως του Γιώργου.
Επίσης θα πρέπει να μιλάς την γλώσσα που μιλάνε οι πελάτες σου.Δεν μπορείς δηλαδή να είσαι στην Ζιμπάμπουε και να μιλάς Κονγκολέζικα.Θα παρεξηγηθούν και θα έχουν και δίκιο.
Θα νομίζουν ότι τους βρίζεις σε ξένη γλώσσα για να μην καταλαβαίνουν.
Λοιπόν...
Απαιτώ να επιστρέψεις αμέσως για να με σερβίρεις.
Και αν έρθεις εντός μίας μέρας, θα πάρεις καλό tip.
Και αν μου μιλήσεις και γλώσσα που να καταλαβαίνω, θα ξαναέρθω.


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Re: Mpip Mpip Mpip...Not my kind of fun!!! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #38008 - Fri Nov 10 2006 08:11 PM

Autoeksoria telos! Pisw sthn maxh gia ta dikaiwmata mas!

Katw oi parembaseis gia Ispaniko xabale!
Katw o politika orthos dialogos!
Katw ta tryfera autia!

Zhtw ta mpinelikia!
Zhtw t alania!
Zhtw ta Ispanika!

Pisto skyli tou forum apo to 2005 ws melos, kai pistos anagnwsths apo to 2004 apaitw ena xwro entos tou forum pou na mporw na ekfrazomai eleuthera. Xwris parembaseis kai proeidopoihseis!!!

Aithmata:

Prive thread "To steki tou Notou"

Opoios thelei na mpainei kai na metexei na anexetai shzhthseis kai xabale me apolyth eleutheria logou.

O arxhgos na parembei mono an ta meloi einai alhtes pragmatikoi kai oxi xabaledes pragmatikoi.

Auta ta oliga zhtaw. Ginetai h oxi?

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Re: Mpip Mpip Mpip...Not my kind of fun!!! [Re: Notos]
      #38009 - Fri Nov 10 2006 10:53 PM

Quote:


Prive thread "To steki tou Notou"




Oti akrivws skeptomai edw kai poly kairo

As kanei reply edw opios thelei na vlepei to steki tou Notou kai tha ginei PRIVE STEKI mono gia afta ta atoma.

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Re: Mpip Mpip Mpip...Not my kind of fun!!! [Re: Giorgos]
      #38010 - Fri Nov 10 2006 10:57 PM

Vale me mesa Barba George.........

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Re: Mpip Mpip Mpip...Not my kind of fun!!! [Re: Giorgos]
      #38013 - Fri Nov 10 2006 11:23 PM

Και εγώ μέσα, για να φάω τον SVATS και να του κάνω εγώ ποδαρικό


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Re: Mpip Mpip Mpip...Not my kind of fun!!! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #38015 - Fri Nov 10 2006 11:32 PM

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για να φάω τον SVATS




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Re: Mpip Mpip Mpip...Not my kind of fun!!! [Re: Giorgos]
      #38063 - Sat Nov 11 2006 09:22 PM

Τελικά έγινε private το thread ακόμα ή όχι;;;
Για να ξέρουμε να αμολύσουμε τον Νότο.
Τον κρατάμε με νύχια και με δόντια


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Re: Mpip Mpip Mpip...Not my kind of fun!!! [Re: Giorgos]
      #38064 - Sat Nov 11 2006 09:36 PM

Arxhge geia sou!!! Kat arxhn na se euxaristhsw gia to oti dexesai ta aithmata mou. Twra thelw na zhthsw kati akomh, to parwn thread na meinei opws einai. Den tha to koloxanepsw allo. To xreiazomai omws giati edw mporoume na leme poio "lite" pragmata xwris na prokaloume kanenan (athela mas)

To parwn thread mporei na allaksei onoma kai na ginei "To steki tou Notou (Lite)???

An mporeis kanto an oxi asto opws einai!!!

Euxaristw kai pali, kai na eisai kala pou katalabaineis thn diathesh mou na kanw plaka me perissotera ap oti anexeste xwris na enoxlw. Auta, elpizw na mhn xreiastei na se apasxolhsw gia alla tetoia themata sto mellwn!







PS. Tha kanw ena kainourgio thread me paromoio titlo kai auto kanto prive se parakalw na mpoun osoi theloun. Mhn anyshxeis den skopeuw na to kanw KAKOGOUSTO oiko anoxhs apla thelw na einai free na leme ta dika mas xwris na enoxloume ton plythismo pou den thelei na diabazei latinika kai t.l.p.

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Re: kanali Notos [Re: Notos]
      #38066 - Sat Nov 11 2006 10:21 PM

To kainourgio steki einai etoimo....

Legete "channel Notos" opoios goustarei dhlwnei symmetoxh.

Kisses se olh thn omada!

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Re: Mpip Mpip Mpip...Not my kind of fun!!! [Re: SVATS]
      #38081 - Sun Nov 12 2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Quote:

για να φάω τον SVATS




SVATS

Pws tha me fas den mou eipes......





Σουβλιστό...


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Re: Mpip Mpip Mpip...Not my kind of fun!!! [Re: Heavy~Metal Angel®]
      #38100 - Mon Nov 13 2006 02:57 PM

Egw ton perimenw sto allo...na ton kanw me ta kremmydakia!!!

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Re: Etsi kanoun re mpip-paida? [Re: Notos]
      #38102 - Mon Nov 13 2006 04:01 PM

Ti egine paidia teleiwse to mpip, auto htane? San na mas kophke to reuma giname. Ama den arxisw ta mpinelikia den kounietai tipota edw mesa!!!

Re mpip den milate, ola etoima ta thelete. Tha xionisei se kana dyo ebdomades kai na dw ti tha kanoume.

Auth h Psaxeme poly mou thn espase...Tsampa mas mpip kai meta thn ekane!!!Kai ti ths ekana re paidi mou? Oute na thn mpip den prolaba..pou na ths thn epefta kiolas.

Edw h omada thelei geniko tune-up, rektifie, eiste poly nteforme kai olo apo mena perimenete...les kai kanate eseis tipota drastiko na gelasoume!

Gia kaugades oloi prwtoi mou eiste, gia plakes omws ksefouskwnete amesws. Mou thn eipe kai o arxhgos...kai mono O Sardas irthe gia symparastash, oloi oi alloi me grapsate kanonika.

Telika tha kanw ki ena thread gia na milaw egw monos mou me ton eauto mou, na ton brizw na me brizei kai sas exw grammenous sta palia mou ta frapedomixer. Bre mpip den exete katholou zourlia mesa sas?

Amesws sthn parekshghsh, ston kauga, fygane oi misoi, oi alloi misoi den milane panw apo mia fora ton mhna... pou na milagame kai politika dhladh ti eixe na ginei.

Egw mphka bghka, anakatosa thn soupa, milhsa latinika, mou thn eipane arxhgoi, psaxeme, meta eksoristika, egine enas axtarmas genikws kai namai pali edw kai me kainourgio thread sta spargana...kai Prive malista!!!

Eeee ksypnhste epitelous, arxizw kai bariemai. Pexte ligo mpala, kante kati diaforetiko, ferte kana kainourgio flavor sto magazi. Egw exw akomh sthn apothikh poly pragma alla thelw symmetoxh.

To kainourgio lounge to exete parei xampari to prive? Egkainia tha ginoun leian syntomws, me megales ekplhkseis...

Tha metexoun meloi apo to yperperan pou oute kan exete fantastei!

Ante sas afhnw gia twra giati barethika na grafw kai tha mpei kai o arxhgos kai tha mou pei pali to thryliko:

"To idio anekdoto ama to akouseis xilies fores tha to baretheis ki esy o idios"

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Re: El mpip de la mpip! [Re: Notos]
      #38141 - Wed Nov 15 2006 12:25 AM

Par mpip de la anekdotor esta una cervesa mas fina Corona!!!
Una mujer mpip margarita para limon si la twin evil.

Mpip, mpip , mpip klakson, korna Pordosvatspsaxeme ole!

Skagia de la fatsa la frape de la mpip mujer psaxemeron!!!

Mpip mpip mpip kai afou synoustiasthkan ths pata ena ga...i kyrie proedre!!!!

Buenos Noches!!!

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Re: Eidhseis anametadwsh omogeneia... [Re: Notos]
      #38195 - Sat Nov 18 2006 12:35 AM

To forum mou dinei thn entypwsh anametadwth eidhseografikou ylikou. Den kserw an to exete parei prefa alla ta post pou kanete re paides ta diabazoume kai sthn arxikh selida tou yahoo p.x.
Se ti eksyphretei na grafete pragamata pou ta kseroume eidh???

Xanw kapoio idiaitero nohma? Mhpws sto bathos thelete na ginete Hlektronikh efhmerida?

To briskw kapws askopo na mpainw kai na diabazw oti blepw sto cnn kai sta Ellhnika kanalia...

Apo thn allh an aisthaneste thn anagkh na to paizete dhmosiografoi me yeia sas me xara sas....



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Re: Eidhseis anametadwsh omogeneia... [Re: Notos]
      #38196 - Sat Nov 18 2006 12:48 AM

Re pordaleksi exeis dikio an milas gia to simerino post copy, to ekana.

Egw kai polloi alloi vazoume mesa yliko oxi omws gia na anametadwsoume alla gia na to sizitisoume.

PX kala ekane? de ekane? ti prepei na kanei? klp

An den kanw lathos giafto den einai ta forums?

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Alla afta den ta pianeis esy, sygnomi gia tin enoxlisi.
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Re: Eidhseis anametadwsh omogeneia... [Re: SVATS]
      #38200 - Sat Nov 18 2006 01:09 AM

Ma na shzhtouse kai kaneis....Thalega paei sto diaolo!

Egw blepw monoi sas ta grafete kai monoi sas ta ksanagrafete...

Agori mou giati thymwneis? Egw den apeuthinomoun se sena...genika milaga.

Kammia enoxlhsh, thes na kaneis ton sobaro kai problhmatismeno dikaiwma sou...Emena den me pitheis omws!!!

Allo na ebazes kapoio thema pros shzhthsh ki allo na thes na shzhtame tis eidhseis....

Gnwmh mou, kai epishs syggnwmh gia thn enoxlhsh.

Kalh nyxta Kyrie Bokta!!!

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