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Pages: 1 Heavy~Metal Angel® The Warrior Reged: Sat Posts: 2509 Loc: USA Blond's Annual Report       #38486 - Fri Dec 01 2006 10:52 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!!! Heavy~Metal Angel -------------------- ΦΛΟΓΑ Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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