>
> >
> >Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
>
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
> > on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They
> > Slow Down.
> >
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
> >
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
> > Want Fries with that.
> >
> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
> >
> > 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
> > gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> >
> > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,Write "For Smuggling
> > Diamonds"
> >
> >7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
> > Prophecy."
> >
> > 8. Don 't use any punctuation
> >
> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> >
> >10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
> > face.
> >
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> >
> >12. Sing Along At The Opera
> >
> >13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
> > Rhyme
> >
> >14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
> > tropical sounds all day.
> >
> > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
> > party, because you're not in the mood.
> >
> > 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
> >
> > Rock Bottom.
> >
> > 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!,
> > I Won!"
> >
> >18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
> > yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> >
> > 19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are
> > going to have to let one of you go."
> >
> >20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
> > Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile.
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We Only Exist In The Minds of Those Who Acknowledge Our Existence.
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