1. THE DENTIST: CAUSE HE SAYS: OPEN WIDE 2. THE HAIRDRESSER: CAUSE HE SAYS: DO YOU WANT IT BLOWN? OR TEASED? 3. THE MILKMAN: CAUSE HE SAYS: DO YOU WANT IT FROM THE FRONT OR BACK? 4. THE INTERIOR DESIGNER: CAUSE HE SAYS: ONCE ITS IN.....YOU'LL LOVE IT 5. THE BANKER: CAUSE HE SAYS: IF YOU TAKE IT OUT TOO SOON..YOU LOSE INTREST.....:)))))