An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak
something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any
public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side
streets to take care of business.
Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up. "Look
here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me"
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,
pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the officer, "whiz
away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and began irrigating
the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then, turning toward the
officer, he said, "This was very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the officer. "It's the French Embassy."
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