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Eva-Redi zizani with a twist Reged: Wed Posts: 1184 Loc: Adelaide, South Australia Valentine's Joke...       Sun Feb 12 2006 12:16 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Be My Valentine A young man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on a stack of bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The young man's curiosity gets the better of him; he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The balding man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the young man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. (I guess that's one way of generating clients and causing chaos)!! OR Perhaps ... (I guess that's what u might get when a solicitor has way too many cases on his hands > > forfeit the profits and give the sparring love-birds a false sense of happiness, at least for one day anyway, on Valentines)!! -------------------- Βρήκες ακατάλληλη στιγμή να με ανταμώσεις. Eγώ δεν έχω τίποτα, πάλι σου το θυμίζω. Mια καρδια μου έμεινε ♥ παρ’την, σου την χαρίζω. Δεν έχω όνειρο, ούτε φτερά για να πετάξω ... Post Extras

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