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Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults
      Sun Mar 12 2006 09:00 PM

Mην τους πετάτε τις προσβολές κατάμουτρα...υπάρχει καλύτερος τρόπος,για να μην στεναχωρήσετε το "αγγελούδι"σας



He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.

He is not a SEX MACHINE.
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
He has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.


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* Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults Heavy~Metal Angel® Sun Mar 12 2006 09:00 PM
. * * Re: Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults Evita_Crazy   Tue Jul 18 2006 07:34 AM
. * * Re: Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults Eva-Redi   Sun Mar 12 2006 11:17 PM
. * * Re: Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults Heavy~Metal Angel®   Mon Mar 13 2006 12:48 AM
. * * Re: Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults KAKO PEDI   Mon Mar 13 2006 10:20 AM
. * * Re: Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults Heavy~Metal Angel®   Mon Mar 13 2006 10:58 AM
. * * Re: Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults Notos   Mon Mar 13 2006 11:35 PM
. * * Re: Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults Heavy~Metal Angel®   Tue Mar 14 2006 03:22 AM
. * * Re: Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults ALEXIA*   Thu Mar 16 2006 11:57 AM
. * * Re: Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults Eva-Redi   Mon Mar 13 2006 04:37 AM

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