Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson ask his class: Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?
Nobody raised a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.
"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?
Mary stands up, blushing furiously.
"Sir, how dare you ask such a question? she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal who will have you fired!"
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted.
He ask the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
"Yes Sam?" says Mr. Sampson.
"Sir the correct answer is the human eye"
"Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Mr. Sampson then turns his attention to Mary and says.
"Mary, I have three things to tell you:
First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework.
Second, you have DIRTY MIND, and
Third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed." 
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