What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?".
"Hundred Bucks".
"OK", he said and began to jerk off.
"What the hell are you doing that for?"
"For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy
one, do you ?"
A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".
The husband asks for sex.
The wife says, "No." >
Her husband asks,
"Is that your final answer?" >
She responds, "Yes."
He says,
"Then, I'd like to call a friend."
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
Q: How is a penis like fishing?
A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE?
A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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