THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job. 3. His last request was a drink. THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was always in trouble with the law. 3. His mother didn't know who his father was THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He worked in the building trades THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody brother. 2. He had no permanent address. 3. Nobody would hire him. THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He invented a new religion. AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, 4. His mother was sure he was God
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