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HEAVY METAL ......
      Sat May 19 2007 12:07 PM

Q: What's the difference between HEAVY METAL PEOPLE and the PLO ?

A: You can negotiate with the PLO.



Q: Did you hear about the heavy metal player who locked his keys in the car?

A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road ?

A: To escape the Heavy Metal Music.

Q: What is a gentleman ?

A: Someone who knows how to play Heavy Metal Music but doesn't.
Q: What is an optimist ?

A: A Heavy Metal Band with a beeper.
Q: What does a Heavy Metal Musician use for birth control ?

A: His personality.

Q: If you drop an HEAVY METAL Player and a watermelon off a tall building, which would hit the ground first ?

A: Who cares ?
Q: What's the difference between an HEAVY METAL player and a dog ?

A: The dog knows when to stop Howling.

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* HEAVY METAL ...... --FE-- Sat May 19 2007 12:07 PM
. * * Thank you... Heavy~Metal Angel®   Sat May 19 2007 01:05 PM
. * * Re: Thank you... --FE--   Sat May 19 2007 05:30 PM
. * * Re: Thank you... Heavy~Metal Angel®   Sat May 19 2007 06:30 PM
. * * Re: LETS SEE IF YOU WILL GET IT LIKE THIS...!!! --FE--   Sat May 19 2007 09:11 PM
. * * Re: Thank you... --FE--   Sat May 19 2007 09:08 PM
. * * Re: HEAVY METAL ...... Nighthawk   Sat May 19 2007 01:01 PM
. * * Re: HEAVY METAL ...... --FE--   Sat May 19 2007 05:35 PM
. * * Heavy Metal yeahhh!!! Heavy~Metal Angel®   Sat May 19 2007 01:37 PM

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