A CAR DRIVER IGNORES A STOP SIGN AND GETS CAUGHT. THE POLICEMAN SAYS: LICENSE AND REGISTRATION THE DRIVER SAYS: WHAT FOR? THE POLICEMAN SAYS: YOU DIDNT COME TO A COMPLETE STOP AT THE STOP SIGN. THE DRIVER SAYS: I SLOWED DOWN AND NO ONE WAS COMING THE POLICEMAN SAYS: YOU STILL DIDNT COME TO A COMPLETE STOP LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE THE DRIVER SAYS: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE???? THE POLICEMAN SAYS: THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU HAVE TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE THE DRIVER SAYS: IF YOU CAN SHOW ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SLOW DOWN AND STOP ILL GIVE U MY LICENSE AND REGISTRATION THE POLICEMAN SAYS: GET OUT OF YOUR CAR
AT THIS POINT...THE POLICEMAN TAKES OUT HIS TRUNCHEON AND STARTS BEATING THE DRIVER REPEATEDLY OVER THE HEAD... AND THEN SAYS TO THE DRIVER: DO YOU WANT ME TO SLOW DOWN OR STOP?????