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--FE-- stranger Reged: Sat Posts: 78 A US MARINE STATIONED IN IRAQ....       Sun May 20 2007 10:22 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A US MARINE STATIONED IN IRAQ RECEIVED A DEAR JOHN LETTER FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND BACK HOME... IT READ AS FOLLOWS: DEAR BRAD: I CAN NO LONGER CONTINUE OUR RELATIONSHIP! THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US IS JUST TOO GREAT! I MUST ADMIT THAT I HAVE CHEATED ON YOU TWICE SINCE YOU GONE, AND ITS NOT FAIR TO EITHER OF US. I'M SORRY. PLEASE RETURN THE PICTURE OF ME THAT I SENT TO U . LOVE LUCY. (THE MARINE WITH HURT FEELINGS ASKED HIS FELLOW MARINES FOR ANY SNAPSHOTS THEY COULD SPARE FROM THEIR GIRLFRIENDS, SISTERS, EX-GIRLFRIENDS, FEMALE COUSINS, ETC... IN ADDITION TO THE PICTURE OF LUCY THE MARINE INCLUDED ALL THE OTHER PICTURES OF THE GIRLS HE COLLECTED FROM HIS UNIT. THERE WERE 76 PICTURES IN THAT ENVELOPE WITH A NOTE THAT READ..... DEAR LUCY.... I'M SO SORRY BUT I CANT REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. PLEASE TAKE YOUR PICTURE FROM THE PILE AND RETURN THE REST BACK TO ME. TAKE CARE: BRAD Post Extras

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