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--FE-- stranger Reged: Sat Posts: 78 ONE LINERS       Sat May 26 2007 02:36 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Diapers & government Diapers and government need to be changed frequently for much the same reason. Miss Universe Congratulations to the new Miss Universe, Miss Puerto Rico. Is it just me or does it seem like the winner is always from earth? "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Does killing time damage eternity? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate. I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting. Post Extras

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