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There was a newlywed couple
that just returned from their honeymoon.... they were sitting at their kitchen table one
morning and the husband turns to the wife and says to her: "Honey there are three
things that I am going to ask from you in our marriage, three things only." She's
says to him "What is that sweetheart, tell me anything..." "Okay" he
says, "Every morning when I awake I want my morning coffee, made just so whether or
not I drink it.." "Okay" the wife says "no problem at all"..
"Secondly" the husband says "When i come home from work, i want my dinner
ready and waiting, whether I eat it or not..." "Okay, no problem, baby"
says the wife. "And if I go out after dinner and return home late, I want my bath
drawn, whether i decide to take it or not...if you can manage to complete these three
important tasks, then I am sure that we will have a very successful marriage.."
"Great sweetie" says the wife, " i have one thing to ask of you and only
one." "What's t!
hat honey?" says the husband. "well baby" says the wife "the fucking
starts at 11:00 P.M. each evening, whether YOU are there or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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